Michael Rowe

Writer/Producer Futurama, Family Guy, Comedy Central Roasts and many of your favorite sitcoms. CHECK OUT MY BOOK! Link below...

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@FischerKing64 For the record, Trump has zero sense of humor. I wrote jokes for Trump and about Trump for his Comedy Central Roast. He understood none of the jokes from any of the comedians. We had to stop taping and tell him to laugh.

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@RealGilbertACP @Franksantopadre @RealGilbert Worked with his son Ben on a sit on. Pat showed up at the wrap party. Ben introduced me. Pat said he can’t stay long, he had to go teach Edward Scissorhands how to take a leak.

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@PatriotPointman Will you stand in prison with him?

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@JoJoFromJerz You forgot - Only real men wear diapers

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@mazemoore MAGAs will cheer if they heard him use the N word. Ugh!

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@realtimsharp @Used_To_Be_GOP Can’t believe I’m responding and it’s likely an angry trigger bot writing the headline here but to randomly accuse Biden to be a pedophile - you lose all credibility as a spokesperson on any level. Shit - I’m yelling down an empty well.

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@KristiNoem Even if true - taking a gun to a puppy in a gravel pit is not how a sane person solves this matter.

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@LuckyHippie926 @ReallyAmerican1 @mmpadellan Right. Only Trump is allowed to do that! Show some respect to him, please.

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@PopularLiberal “Don’t fight uphill, me boys.”

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@Daytobehappy @krassenstein What happened to peoples brains? MAGAs are like the walking dead. Once fine people then Trump took a bite out of them- now they walk around grunting out crazy sh!t!

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@mail_american @tribelaw These sort of posts are so frustrating - Trump is a criminal (and rapist) but people are so brainwashed they just spew, out of thin air, Biden committing worse crimes. Sometimes I feel like I’m in an episode of The Walking Dead!

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@TrumpDailyPosts We can hope there’ll never be another president Trump. Vote Blue and make it happen!

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@JoeyMannarinoUS You forgot rapist.

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@man_vs_life_ @ChrisDJackson @JoeBiden I worked as a writer on that roast and for the record -Trump didn’t laugh. We had to stop shooting and convince him to laugh. He did it for a few minutes, then stopped. We had to manipulate what few laughs we had in post production.

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@ItsMrsRabbitToU I read this stuff and it’s so heartbreaking. MAGAs to me feel like the walking dead. Not long ago they were regular folks then they somehow got infected. They’ve turned into zombies grunting out things that make no sense. For example watch how they respond to this post…

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@joncoopertweets Dammit! Shit myself again.

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@simonateba It’s so heartbreaking to see so many Americans under the Trump cult. I’m not a Biden lover. But I love America and I miss the way it was pre-Trump.

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@simonateba No-victim? So, you can rob a bank and it’s ok as long as no one gets shot - and insurance covers the financial loss. That’s cool then?

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@Jim_Jordan -and he’ll keep fighting from prison.

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@rc7547 @ReallyAmerican1 Lot better than the Riot Show.