Calgorithm Dept of State

Leading Calgorithm foreign policy and diplomacy since 1868. The Whole Damn World Is Bear Territory!

[Calgorithm Dept of State @CalDeptOfState]

Bears are dangerous but we travel well. We can't wait to see you all at home AND away games this Fall.

[Cal Football @CalFootball]

Frame it and put it on your wall. See you on the 2026 tour.

#GoBears

[Calgorithm Dept of State @CalDeptOfState]

Don't forget your Calgorithm Passports.

[Cal Football @CalFootball]

Next stop: Charlotte 🏙️

#GoBears

[Calgorithm Dept of State @CalDeptOfState]

@CoachLup is on the prowl to tell the whole damn world NYC is #BearTerritory!

[Cal Football @CalFootball]

The c̶i̶t̶y̶ coach that never sleeps 🌆

#GoBears

[Calgorithm Dept of State @CalDeptOfState]

@docsuess84 @Oskisstraw UVA and NC State will also have to hand over their social media passwords when applying for non-immigrant visas.

All other other ACC teams will still pay the toll.

Virginia Poly has an exemption—and they know why. ;)

[Calgorithm Dept of State @CalDeptOfState]

@RexVolcano Way ahead of you. We are working with @CalgorithmDFW to quarantine the Ducks for 30 days.

[Calgorithm Dept of State @CalDeptOfState]

@Lesmitch529 @paleodaniel

[Thomas Dunn @Thomasdunn24]

The last week of spring ball is underway from California Memorial Stadium

Spring Game beckons on Saturday

[Calgorithm Dept of State @CalDeptOfState]

Stanford has been placed on the No Fly List and America is ok with that.

[Tyler Tomei @TomeiTyler]

Common Calgorithm banger

[Calgorithm Dept of State @CalDeptOfState]

@RedditCFB we are confirming @mpete91's take is the right take.

Don't make us place the MACcoon on the No Fly List. The @CalgorithmDFW has been itching to use that tranq gun.

[mpete91 @mpete91]

nice try but we only recognize the real California flag here

[Calgorithm Dept of State @CalDeptOfState]

Looks like someone should use this opportunity to participate in the @BerkeleyHaas Chief Strategy Officer Executive Education Program.

Then you would realize how dumb this is and be able to organize real changes in government that aren't performative spectacles.

[Steve Hilton @SteveHiltonx]

Gavin Newsom and the Democrat machine are STEALING our money to fund their fraud, waste, and corruption.

We are going to put a stop to it with CAL DOGE.

LOS ANGELES, STATE CONTROLLER’S OFFICE:

[Calgorithm Dept of State @CalDeptOfState]

@PeteThamel, many are saying the @SMUFB loss to @CalFootball was the most destructive event of the modern college football era. #TheFriendliestRivalry #ComeToCal #PonyUp

[Pony Kai @PonyKaiLLP]

#SMU #PonyUp

[Cal Basketball @CalWBBall]

Bears earn their most dominant win of the season!

#weplayforthebay #gobears

[Calgorithm Dept of State @CalDeptOfState]

#CalgorithmChaos continues to spread.

@NDFootball has excommunicated itself from the college football bowl system.

#JoinAConference

[Calgorithm Dept of State @CalDeptOfState]

"Now I am become Chaos, the destroyer of the College Football Playoffs."

The Calgorithm reminds all Nations that this chaos started with a @CalFootball victory over SMU.

We can't wait for what we will sow next season.

#ComeToCal #Chaos4Communities

[Duke Football @DukeFOOTBALL]

😈

[Calgorithm Dept of State @CalDeptOfState]

{{{{{CHAOS!!!}}}}}

[Calgorithm Dept of State @CalDeptOfState]

"Now I am become Chaos, the destroyer of the College Football Playoffs."

The Calgorithm reminds all Nations that this chaos started with a @CalFootball victory over SMU.

We can't wait for what we will sow next season.

#ComeToCal #Chaos4Communities

[Calgorithm Dept of State @CalDeptOfState]

"Now I am become Chaos, the destroyer of the College Football Playoffs."

The Calgorithm reminds all Nations that this chaos started with a @CalFootball victory over SMU.

We can't wait for what we will sow next season.

#ComeToCal #Chaos4Communities

[Calgorithm Dept of State @CalDeptOfState]

@C7ISRpenguin @golDonbear I guess the Calgorithm delegation will have to take the USS California to the @HawaiiBowl?

[Calgorithm Dept of State @CalDeptOfState]

@Rashad_Streets @CoachLup @CalFootball @BenjiPalu_Cal @MWCherrington @CalBearsOn3 @DavidOrtega_40 @LoneWolfEra @CaryCoaching101 @MBrookFootball @misterbransome @AnnaH247 @TomLoy247 @ChadSimmons_ @SWiltfong_ @GregBiggins @Andrew_Ivins @adamgorney @samspiegs @LemmingReport Thank you and welcome.

Here's your passport for success.

[Calgorithm Dept of State @CalDeptOfState]

Calgorithm SEALs conducted a nighttime operation where they infiltrated Oregon Territory, extracted Tosh Lupoi, and are returning safely to Berkeley with Rich and Ron on the USS California.