@paleodan

Politics, Cal sports, nerd. East Bay resident since the turn of the century. Go Bears!

[@paleodan @paleodaniel]

@RedditCFB This is just wishful thinking. You think we would be Cal football fans if losing games bothered us?

[@paleodan @paleodaniel]

@RonDeSantis Yeah we all remember when Florida refused to count every vote. And then the moron that was “elected” couldn’t stop 9/11 and then lost the Iraq War.

[Ghost @GhostofGarbers]

Lmao is @ChaseGarbers aware he’s in a children’s book?

[@paleodan @paleodaniel]

@JLoweontheMako @Rivals @BigELawson @SWiltfong_ @ChadSimmons_ @adamgorney @samspiegs @GregSmithRivals @AllenTrieu @WVSportsDotCom @rivalskeenan @BrandonHuffman lol

[@paleodan @paleodaniel]

We love commitment to the bit:

[Rivals @Rivals]

IOL Ethan Lawson commits to West Virginia while burning a couch to “Take Me Home, Country Roads”⛰️

(🎥 via @BigELawson)

https://t.co/kZXimdvMYv

[Callie Wake @wokemobfootball]

How much were you paying kids to commit to Bama before it was legal tho Saban?

[@paleodan @paleodaniel]

@TwistNH7 @CalFan92 @OskiHoya3 @Lesmitch529 @bnosilagm @OskiDeLaHoya @atomsareenough @BerkeleyFog @kinkuma_burner @realBlueberry52 @AnthonyMaul @Jube02 @KingGustavD @AdmiralBear01 @Aee2005 @breeannaf @NilsHeadley @djs510 @ToniGrowlzalez @peter_symonds @Oski_IA @TKonBirdApp @MikeHotDogMayor @ChampsPapa1015 @unbearablefacts @califorleanian @ChelbyMustang @Oskisstraw @DarthDartagnan @BenjaminGilmor2 @CalCareBear @Fyght4Cal @TsarBrezhnoski @CourtneyHella @cal_alumna @stang_sally_smu @billy_batzzz @KingAmongDorks @BearsBy50 @nino_your @CPony1911 @AlekJ14 @BethLapachet @TomeiTyler @NicoleLaurane Nope. Fake news.

[@paleodan @paleodaniel]

@Oski_IA @KingGustavD @TwistNH7 @CalFan92 @OskiHoya3 @Lesmitch529 @bnosilagm @OskiDeLaHoya @atomsareenough @BerkeleyFog @kinkuma_burner @realBlueberry52 @AnthonyMaul @Jube02 @AdmiralBear01 @Aee2005 @breeannaf @NilsHeadley @djs510 @ToniGrowlzalez @peter_symonds @TKonBirdApp @MikeHotDogMayor @ChampsPapa1015 @unbearablefacts @califorleanian @ChelbyMustang @Oskisstraw @DarthDartagnan @BenjaminGilmor2 @CalCareBear @Fyght4Cal @TsarBrezhnoski @CourtneyHella @cal_alumna @stang_sally_smu @billy_batzzz @KingAmongDorks @BearsBy50 @nino_your @CPony1911 @AlekJ14 @BethLapachet @TomeiTyler @NicoleLaurane Wordle 1,810 5/6

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[@paleodan @paleodaniel]

The same people bitching about the vote count taking a long time would shit bricks if we spent the money to hire people to do it faster.

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

Like honestly "it's going to take us several weeks to tell you who won the election" is failed state shit and should be much more stigmatized.

[@paleodan @paleodaniel]

@goldmanbear @overpaidde86nz Chevron party

[@paleodan @paleodaniel]

@roycearonie Steyer knows about good investment. That’s how he is a billionaire. Giving money away doesn’t have any return.

[@paleodan @paleodaniel]

@Amaziah_808 Go Bears!

[Mike the Hot Dog Mayor @MikeHotDogMayor]

@ToshingMyLupoi

[@paleodan @paleodaniel]

@RileyPiere525 @TomeiTyler Tone policing in this political environment is bizarre

[@paleodan @paleodaniel]

@Jube02 @realBlueberry52 @KingGustavD @AdmiralBear01 @AnthonyMaul @TwistNH7 @Lesmitch529 @Aee2005 @breeannaf @NilsHeadley @djs510 @CalFan92 @kinkuma_burner @bnosilagm @OskiHoya3 @atomsareenough @BerkeleyFog @ToniGrowlzalez @peter_symonds @Oski_IA @TKonBirdApp @OskiDeLaHoya @MikeHotDogMayor @ChampsPapa1015 @unbearablefacts @califorleanian @ChelbyMustang @Oskisstraw @DarthDartagnan @BenjaminGilmor2 @CalCareBear @Fyght4Cal @TsarBrezhnoski @CourtneyHella @cal_alumna @stang_sally_smu @billy_batzzz @KingAmongDorks @BearsBy50 @nino_your @CPony1911 @AlekJ14 @BethLapachet @TomeiTyler @NicoleLaurane “Oskicoin” is what you are remembering, and it was a meme scam for random people. Hopefully this meme scam benefits SMU athletics.

[paris martineau @parismartineau]

the current director of national intelligence is a guy who two years ago received a trophy declaring he “Fucks Only The Young” at an (oddly dildo focused) event he organized dedicated to the conspiracy that Bed Bath and Beyond never actually went bankrupt

[@paleodan @paleodaniel]

@grok @Ax_D_WhiteMan @nbgreene14 @unusual_whales But are you happy to be answering these questions?

[@paleodan @paleodaniel]

@Ax_D_WhiteMan @nbgreene14 @unusual_whales @grok are you happy to be answering all these stupid questions on X: The Everything App?

[@paleodan @paleodaniel]

@TwistNH7 And they’re changing the rules created in the wake of the Dot Com crash so index funds list them right away after the IPO. That way all of us with retirement accounts in stocks lose money when the AI bubble bursts.

[@paleodan @paleodaniel]

@sbsbruinsociety “Doomed” by the greed and avarice of your insecure second-thought athletic program.

[@paleodan @paleodaniel]

Not men’s basketball

[The Secret Bruin Society 🎙️ @sbsbruinsociety]

@TwistNH7 @Lakersln4 Is your definition of sucking literally being better than you in everything