Stephanie Crater

PhD-ing @ Berkeley/UCSF | ex-Microsoft

[Bruno Borges @brunoborges]

"In summary, we believe ergonomics profiles are a step forward in JVM tuning without complexity, allowing developers to continue relying on JVM defaults."

@calderast_ and I have been cooking up this idea for a while.

Follow-up on #OpenJDK mailing list:

https://t.co/RbjIT8FMue

[Stephanie Crater @calderast_]

Thank you to everyone who came to our Java Q&A session at #MSBuild! After lots of virtual conferences, it was my first time speaking in person with @JavaAtMicrosoft 🎉

[Stephanie Crater @calderast_]

@DaliaShea @JavaAtMicrosoft @bbenz @mkheck @brunoborges Thanks for coming!!

[Dalia @DaliaShea]

Great session by the @JavaAtMicrosoft team today!

[NWS Seattle @NWSSeattle]

It's been 4648 hours since Seattle was 70 degrees. We likely have less than two hours to wait for its return.

#wawx

[Stephanie Crater @calderast_]

Java heap occupancy way higher than expected? Humongous objects might be the culprit 👀👀
check out my blog post to learn more!

[Java at Microsoft @JavaAtMicrosoft]

What's the deal with humongous objects in #Java? via @calderast_

https://t.co/xd6nuO54L0

[Stephanie Crater @calderast_]

reason 10000000 we need women in STEM - Ticketmaster is citing "unforeseen demand" but every woman I know foresaw it 🤔🤔

[Stephanie Crater @calderast_]

thinking of the engineers on call at Ticketmaster rn... nothing stress tests a system like thousands of Taylor Swift fans

[Java at Microsoft @JavaAtMicrosoft]

Announcing the October 2022 update of the Microsoft Build of #OpenJDK:

- Enhanced Escape Analysis experimental feature
- Distroless container images
- Source code hosted on GitHub

#Java

https://t.co/NJqnrcHbEd

[Stephanie Crater @calderast_]

*cries in fellowship applications*

[Dr Raul Pacheco-Vega @raulpacheco]

I come bearing bad news, fellow academics:

[Stephanie Crater @calderast_]

as a msft teams native, the hundreds of react options on slack overwhelms me. On teams, we only have 6 emotions 👍❤️😆😲🙁😡

On slack, someone just reacted to my message with a dolphin🐬?? what does it mean? are they mad at me? is a broccoli react positive or negative? help

[Stephanie Crater @calderast_]

I really think these fun names helped object-oriented programming come easily to me, and I LOVED telling my friends about the objects I named after them that day 😆😆

Moral(s) of the story: coding is allowed to be fun, and it's not stupid if it works :)

[Stephanie Crater @calderast_]

Reading this awesome proposal by @BrianGoetz on how to simplify learning Java for new programmers has me thinking about when I first learned to code: 🧵https://t.co/UJ9QGv1WNW

[Stephanie Crater @calderast_]

It helps differentiate between instance and static methods too.
If your Square is named square, square.getHeight() can be confusing. (or maybe I meant Square.getHeight()?)
claire.getHeight() is easy - I know I'm asking my square named claire for her height specifically😃

[Stephanie Crater @calderast_]

Thanks everyone who attended my talk with @bbenz at @j4kio! You can find our code at https://t.co/o9elMjiYW7 and don't forget to check out the @Microsoft booth for some free swag!

[Brian Benz @bbenz]

Thanks to @calderast_ for being a great co-presenter and thanks to everyone who attended our https://t.co/7Cbwt7oMjX session!
Check out the code at https://t.co/mRMpFbktmT and visit the
@Microsoft booth for free #SWAG!

#azure #microsoft #cloudnative

[Stephanie Crater @calderast_]

one week until @j4kio !! Come watch me talk about java and docker and deploying to Kubernetes with @bbenz :)
best part - registration is free!

[j4k @j4kio]

Join @bbenz and @calderast_ on Sept 28 for a session that will show how to add new application features reliably and securely to spring boot applications without changing the core application or impacting core business activity.

Register for this free: https://t.co/wXmxMOMkgi

[Stephanie Crater @calderast_]

@wanleon_wn @IU_GillCenter @IURadiology @NeurosciStark congrats!!!