Complaininator Dave.

Some kind of moral dyslexic

[Complaininator Dave. @caldm95]

@ashalehemma Mahomes plays by Mahomes rules, the rest of us can just get fucked for all they care 🤷‍♂️ Been some absolutely horrific calls all season but tonight just sums it up 🙃

[Complaininator Dave. @caldm95]

@joeDD5 I giggled

[ITV Football @itvfootball]

A message from ITV Sport.

[Gary Neville @GNev2]

Well done ITV. It’s gone too far this and mentioning serial killers is quite simply incredible.

My daughters have watched Salford City with me for 10 years and like to comment on football, my mum was kicked out of the football team ( boys in the 1960’s) and stopped playing due to mysogyny , my sister struggled for funding for her sport for years and my brother was mocked when he took over the England women’s team. I come from a family that has fought these issues for years and I’ve witnessed it first hand.
All this does is just discourage and it’s not the way forward.
It’s bloody hard work for Women to succeed in sport and media as it is without this stuff. ❤️

[Adam Bienkov @AdamBienkov]

In reality:

- Just 0.1% of Don Valley residents can't speak English
- Only 0.8% have lived in the UK less than five years
- Less than 6% are non-white

This is about blaming the government's failures on a tiny fraction of his own constituents. It is the politics of the far right

[Tour de France™ @LeTour]

There isn't one quote we could pick out of this interview to do it justice. If there is one interview you watch today, make it this one with @matmohoric.

On n'a pas su choisir une seule citation qui rendrait hommage à l'interview. Du coup si vous devez écoutez un seul interview en entier aujourd'hui, faites en sorte que ce soit celui de @matmohoric.

#TDF2023

[Paul Powlesland @paulpowlesland]

So, I find myself 30ft in the air up a tree in Wellingborough- surrounded by police, security & tree surgeons- trying to prevent an illegal tree felling. How did I end up here? Here’s an outrageous story of nature destruction & collusion between authorities & private developer 🧵

[Cllr Stuart Jeffery 💚 @stuartjeffery]

Climate change capitalists are blocking roads with their "Just Flood London" campaign.

Disgusting, but where are the police?

[Mark @mark3__]

Rough as fuck on a 4 hour coach driving through COD Maps to Lithuania, it really can’t get any worse than this surely

[Cam Gavinski @camgavinski]

the guy at the end of every rom-com

[Complaininator Dave. @caldm95]

@RFSDaily @adairfraser_ @JamTarts Just to help you out lads - there will be demand! 😂 Get the tickets on sale pronto, The Gorgie are coming to Riga 🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻

[Complaininator Dave. @caldm95]

@FraserASmith I wrote an essay on Brunelleschi's dome on Florence cathedral in a desperate attempt to pass an architectural history course. Funny how life comes round fast like this 😂

[Complaininator Dave. @caldm95]

Personally I hope they kick his door in. At least then he'll probably be able to claim damages 👀 @YourSSE

Also it would be funny 🤷‍♂️

[Sean Nolan @SeanNolan_]

The break up was described as cordial

[Complaininator Dave. @caldm95]

Just shut the BBC down now. That bit about not being able to go to see Yes in concert because they don't want to get a bus is beyond parody. #SupportTheStrike
#SupportTheRMT https://t.co/lM58pCLHJZ

[Complaininator Dave. @caldm95]

This tweet and 80% of the replies to it make me want to throw myself into the sun.

[Tis I Michelle 😉 @AlloTisI]

What the fook am I reading about people not being able to survive because of the rising bill costs.
I lived for 22yrs without heating, lived on beans on toast. No mobile phone, no PC had 2 kids, bought second hand furniture. No flat screen TV no washing machine or fridge. FFS

[👾 @roxxycleopatra]

They're selling you at Asda