Caleb

What a time to be alive.

[Blake Harris @BlakeHHarris]

The Dodgers just acquired arguably the best pitcher in baseball for prospects they acquired in deals where they sent away Michael Busch…. and Matt Beaty

If you think they acquired Tarik Skubal because they have money shut the hell up

[Klein25 @Klein25]

Mookie Betts traded bc Red Sox were cheap with their extension
Braves chose Olson over Freeman
Angels refused to win around Ohtani
Yankees wouldn’t pay Yamamoto more than Cole
Arte vetoed a Pages trade
Rays didn’t want to pay Glasnow
Cardinals gave up on Edman
A’s DFA’d Max Muncy
& now Tigers refused to pay Tarik Skubal.
These baseball GMs make it too easy.

[Hear in LA @hearinladotcom]

today your los angeles dodgers gave the man withholding

$34 billion in California fire relief funds

and $2.16 billion in California Medicaid funding

a World Series ring

[Caleb @Caleb9five]

Fuck off, you and your “hero”

[Happy Punch @HappyPunch]

Colby Covington blasted the UFC after being left off the White House card 😳

“I said I’d fight anybody just to get the opportunity to fight in front of my hero, Donald Trump.

What the f*ck am I supposed to do to earn money? I have a lot of bills to pay.

(via @SubmissionRadio)

[Tyrese Haliburton @Hali]

Alex Pretti was murdered.

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

Nike is the real winner today. 🔥 🔥 🔥

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

BREAKING: Santa Claus has torn his ACL in Philadelphia and is questionable to return

[Trust God Bro @trustgodbro]

pray about it more.

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

this pic is COLD 🥶

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

WHAT AN ENDING

DODGERS FORCE A GAME 7 🤯

[Caleb @Caleb9five]

🔥

[Nate @dodgernate]

Greatest postseason performance ever.

[Caleb @Caleb9five]

😂😂😂

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

NOW THAT DONNY SHUT DOWN THE GOVT, WE MUST FIRE THESE GOVT EMPLOYEES: TRUMP’S FACE PAINTER, HAIR FLUFFER, SHOE LIFT INSERTER, DIAPER CHANGER, DIETICIAN, LOBOTOMIST, PERSONAL TRAINER, ENGLISH TEACHER, AND THE GYNECOLOGIST WHO TREATS HIS NECK. (SAD)

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

AWW, DONNY IS DOING EVERYTHING FOR YOU. HE MADE $5 BILLION IN CRYPTO. FOR YOU! GOT A NEW JET FROM QATAR. FOR YOU! GREW HIS CANKLES. FOR YOU! YOU WANT FREE TIME? HE'S CUTTING JOBS. YOU WANT TO LOSE WEIGHT? HE MADE FOOD TOO EXPENSIVE. WANT TO NEVER MEET WOMEN? HE'S GOT HATS!

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Tim Walz: “This is it. If you’ve ever wondered how democracy dies, you’re witnessing it. This is North Korea style stuff. And it’s being done because this is a weak, thin-skinned man who’s failing as a president. All of the things he promised are not happening. This is exactly what dictators do. This is a terrible president and a terrible human being.”

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

My MAGA brother-in-law is currently going through some shit.

He’s a farm hand working for the same farmer for the last 15 years.

He was informed that he’d be done after this fall harvest.

There’s really no where to go with the crops due to Trump’s tariffs and failing trade deals with other countries.

The farm also runs a small dairy operation that’s also failing due to the primary customer being Canadian based.

On the bright side….

On his last day of work -
He can wear his grungy red MAGA hat that was made in China.

When he pulls into his driveway,
He’ll be able to see his Trump Flag flying in his yard.

He is however, getting everything he voted for.

And for that….

I’m incredibly happy for him.

[John Pavlovitz Official @johnpavlovitz]

The Supreme Court is compromised.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

COUCH BOY, I’M NOT MIMICKING DOZY DON. I’M MOCKING HIM. ONLY SOMEONE WITH A LAW DEGREE FROM CHUCK E. CHEESE COULD BE AS DUMB AS YOU!!! — GCN

[Matt Wallace @MattWallace888]

Here is what to do if you ever accidentally fall out of a plane!