Lil Jheww

fun fact: I'm married to @alli_catt18

[Lil Jheww @caleb_cwm98]

@alli_catt18 I cannot wait!

[Lil Jheww @caleb_cwm98]

@alli_catt18 Hey, we did that!

[Alli Gator🐊🦇🎃 @alli_catt18]

“Snowflake” better NEVER be an insult anymore. Look what snowflakes did to Texas.

[Alli Gator🐊🦇🎃 @alli_catt18]

The shape of this storm cannot be ignored 🍆💦

[Lil Jheww @caleb_cwm98]

@alli_catt18 Damn! I am one lucky guy.

[Alli Gator🐊🦇🎃 @alli_catt18]

Really trying to get married one year from today 👀👀

[Alli Gator🐊🦇🎃 @alli_catt18]

2020 is a mess, but at least people know who their governors are and what their constitutional rights are now #thanks2020

[Alli Gator🐊🦇🎃 @alli_catt18]

5 retweets and I’ll rap Sweatpants at this karaoke night

[Alli Gator🐊🦇🎃 @alli_catt18]

Don’t you love when a rogue rock comes flying at your car and breaks your windshield and sends glass INSIDE of your car :))) love that

[Alli Gator🐊🦇🎃 @alli_catt18]

Pumpkin carving with my pumpkin 🖤🎃

[Alli Gator🐊🦇🎃 @alli_catt18]

Always wanted to be in a band couple... now I’m in a band staff couple

[Rural King @ruralkingsupply]

Today, we remember those lost on September 11th, 2001. We also honor the heroes that responded in time of need. We will never forget.

#PatriotDay #WeWillNeverForget #9/11 #PatriotDay2019

[Alli Gator🐊🦇🎃 @alli_catt18]

Caleb and I had to poop at the same time and we only have one bathroom so we really just played a whole game of phase 10 to decide who got to poop first

[Lil Jheww @caleb_cwm98]

@T5G_Knight @alli_catt18 Agreed

[Alli Gator🐊🦇🎃 @alli_catt18]

Caleb just got bit by a bat 😂😂💀💀🦇🦇

[Lil Jheww @caleb_cwm98]

@alli_catt18 You still have an odd amount of wine glasses btw

[Lil Jheww @caleb_cwm98]

@alli_catt18 What's wrong with odd numbers??
*number 5 ominously creeping around corner*

[Lil Jheww @caleb_cwm98]

@alli_catt18 I heard of them for the first time yesterday

[Lil Jheww @caleb_cwm98]

@alli_catt18 PEOPLE WHO HAD A SET OF 4 AND THEN BROKE ONE AND BOUGHT ANOTHER SET. that's who