Caleb Albert

what are you doing here, either stop reading or message me that’s it. quit being weird about it

[Caleb Albert @caleb_cy]

@KrockBirby You tell em Krock

[Caleb Albert @caleb_cy]

The year is 2084, CDPR just announced the 15th expansion for W3 despite being ‘done’ 12 times before. The cover for it is just a pile of swords with Geralt’s hand poking out from the bottom

[CyberWitcher @RetiredGeralt]

Wait a minute!!!

[Caleb Albert @caleb_cy]

Alexa, play “All of the Lights”

[Caleb Albert @caleb_cy]

I’m not joking

[Caleb Albert @caleb_cy]

@KrockBirby This could derail the whole thing honestly

[Caleb Albert @caleb_cy]

I apologize to all for who I will become

[The Witcher @thewitcher]

There are no gods here, only monsters ⚔️

We're thrilled to reveal the first look at #TheWitcherIV — our upcoming single-player open-world RPG. It marks the beginning of a new saga with Ciri as a protagonist, embarking on her own journey to become a professional monster slayer.

Watch in 4K: https://t.co/dRUwF6X8yV

[Caleb Albert @caleb_cy]

I’m not joking

[Caleb Albert @caleb_cy]

Gonna show her my Dark Souls lore books first time she’s in my room, really gonna woo her

[Caleb Albert @caleb_cy]

Gonna show her my Dark Souls lore books first time she’s in my room, really gonna woo her

[Caleb Albert @caleb_cy]

I’m a big grilled cheese guy
They call me the grilled cheese guy
They see me coming and they say ‘oh man there he is the grilled cheese guy’

[Caleb Albert @caleb_cy]

@slater_son66 An architect must give credit to the reference that his work of art was based on

[Caleb Albert @caleb_cy]

He lays on the ground, appearing to have crawled for a trail of throw up carves a path of despair behind him. Toilet just too far out of reach. Beer cans lay scattered the room over. Is this environmental storytelling?

[Caleb Albert @caleb_cy]

@KrockBirby Embodiment of steez

[Caleb Albert @caleb_cy]

@KrockBirby Distraught, as they were witness to the heavens denying a man his last embrace

[Caleb Albert @caleb_cy]

The next time I drink heavily I’m posting one of my draft tweets, be warned the quality varies heavily

[Caleb Albert @caleb_cy]

@KrockBirby @Sean7Allen The whathead is charging

[Caleb Albert @caleb_cy]

We didn’t win v4

[Caleb Albert @caleb_cy]

We gonna win v4

[Caleb Albert @caleb_cy]

@KrockBirby Been a long journey

[Caleb Albert @caleb_cy]

We gonna win v4

[Caleb Albert @caleb_cy]

@KrockBirby I was afraid this was gonna be loss

[Caleb Albert @caleb_cy]

3 times, 3 times I’ve touched that accursed state and something bad happened. At this point it’s a fact. Don’t go to Louisiana if you don’t have a friendly witch doctor with you

[Caleb Albert @caleb_cy]

Correction, don’t visit Louisiana in general, Baton Rouge will also curse you. Just stay clear of the state

[Caleb Albert @caleb_cy]

Bring back organized crime (I think defrauding the government is neat)