Caleb Bryan

A dad, his son and his dog.

[Caleb Bryan @caleb_daniel_]

If the season ended today, the Chicago Bears are the #1 seed in the NFC.

...what.

[Caleb Bryan @caleb_daniel_]

Anybody got some of that Walmart shrimp? I want to grow wings and shit.

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Who's idea was it to put the match up between the best 2 teams in MLB ONLY on Apple TV+? Ridiculous. #Cubs #Tigers

[Caleb Bryan @caleb_daniel_]

As someone who lives in Illinois, Illinois.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwesterners, delete one forever

North Dakota
South Dakota
Nebraska
Kansas
Minnesota
Iowa
Missouri
Wisconsin
Illinois
Michigan
Indiana
Ohio

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2024: It's a hard hat holidays.
✊️⛑️✊️⛑️ Respectfully.

[Caleb Bryan @caleb_daniel_]

Being a functional adult every day seems a bit excessive.

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Happy birthday Jerry Jones. Your gift is the Lions showing you just how mediocre your organization is. I bet you're glad you stuck with McCarthy and Dak. #Cowboys #Lions

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If you were ever wondering just how shockingly Caucasian I am, I got sunburnt in October. 👌

[Caleb Bryan @caleb_daniel_]

I learned just now that the Doritos Locos taco is 12 years old and it is completely messing with my perception of time.

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Happy Angel Hernandez Retirement Day 🎉

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@GIsaac47

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Some people run away by packing their bags.

Some people run away by staying in the same place for too long.

[Caleb Bryan @caleb_daniel_]

Not sure anyone is really excited to play the @goicehogs in @TheAHL playoffs. Since Feb 10 they’re a blistering 21-6-0-0 🔥

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

This man needs to be arrested

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@BleacherNation

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Man this @Cubs team is going to have one hell of a summer. So much fun to watch

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Since they already have sweet & sour sauce, I think Asian cuisines and restaurants really dropped the ball by not calling teriyaki sauce “sweet & salty sauce.”

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Proof that time machines don’t exist:

All you’d have to do is put together ONE perfect 64 team bracket one year and you’d be an instant celebrity, fame and riches abound.

But it’s never happened and very well may never happen, and that’s why it’s #MarchMadness.

[Caleb Bryan @caleb_daniel_]

@dwest___ Uninspired (adj.) — this commentary

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@Bill_ONeill Much respect for the way you handled yourself with all the luck that went against you today. You’re still player of the year at this point in my book and it’s an honor to have watched you for the better part of two decades now.