Caleb Lovgren

[Derrick Josi @DerrickJosi]

Listen Spartacus cow farts are not what’s causing climate change.

[WIBW @wibw]

The Sunflower State may be known for its many cowtowns, but one north Kansas town took that term literally.
https://t.co/6End2VdliA

[Travis Gillilan @TravisGillilan]

I want a girl that makes me feel the same way the first pinch of Copenhagen does in the morning

[Carson Talkington @Carson_Talks]

I'm putting myself up for adoption

[Carson Talkington @Carson_Talks]

life ain't easy. gotta fend for yourself.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Did you know, there are no Wal-Marts in Syria. Only Targets. Merica.

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Why overthink when you can over drink

[Funny Quotes @FunnyQuotees]

If you can say these four words fast without getting tongue tied you're a genius:
1: Eye,
2: Yam,
3: Stew,
4: Peed.

[runyon @laurenrunyonn]

Send all your love and prayers to this couples family and friends. fly high ❤️🙏🏽👼🏼🌵

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

If my drinkin' bothers you:

1. I'm sorry
2. It won't happen again
3. 1 and 2 are lies
4. *Cracks another cold one

[Funny Quotes @FunnyQuotees]

When you screenshot then send it back to the same person

[Mia Scott @miam_scott]

same shit different day

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

New Years resolutions:
Drink more cold ones
Put more dips in
Fix more trees
Shoot more guns
Whittle more sticks
Yell Yee Yee more

[barf.mp4 @barfhtx]

I don't remember this part of lilo and stitch

[Caleb Lovgren @caleb_lovgren]

@codesforguys @ChristinaAlene

[Evan Ouellette @EvanOuellette]

Just a reminder