caleb

hijinks ensue

[caleb @Caleb_M_C]

“to flamboyant and liberal to care” -sick and twisted democratic buzz lightyear

[🕸️🕷𝑺𝒊𝒓✮𝑫𝒂𝒏𝒊𝒆𝒍✮𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒐𝒔🕷🕸️ @Midwesternerd_5]

But how many people died in each movie respectively, if only there was someone who could keep track of each dead body, with something like a list, a kill count if you will

[zane firehammer @killlikebutton]

My kid vapes but he’s only allowed the ones with no screen on it

[gray ☭ @deathgurps]

all my friends are he/theys take it slow

[crys 🥠 @iamnotcrys]

SHE IN THE CLUB WIT US

[ًًneenee ⚢ @noonchaand]

they should invent a bachelor's degree with your favourite professors and friends that never ends

[Natalie @FalcoNat38]

ooh i’m zohran mamdani. my wife is hot. my favorite soccer team won the league for the first time in 22 years. my favorite basketball team won the championship for the first time in 53 years. fuck you man.

[turbomander @turbomander]

do u think a really upset king was ever pouting on his throne when he heard the jingle jingle of his jester running towards him and cracked a lil smile cause he knew everything was gonna be alright

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

It’s good to drink a lot of alcohol so that when you need a straightforward way to improve your life you can stop drinking

[caleb @Caleb_M_C]

Hey - anybody wanna TRADE grandmas? Let’s do it.

FEELING: Frazzled 🤕

[sayi+ @dubukiro]

oh wow

[cav empty @cavempty_]

it’s always fun when my life has surreal elements and heavy use of symbolism

[Jasmine('s boobs hurt) @Ranting_Trans]

The main problem with the Star Wars prequel trilogy is that they missed a golden opportunity to have Hayden Christensen do an impression of James Earl Jones the whole time

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

No ma’am, I don’t have a boarding pass. I’m simply here to enjoy the world famous dining and nightlife at O’Hare International Airport

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

They replaced my friend with an actor

[もちもちもっちゃん @motimoti_seizin]

ミッキークラブハウス 全部声で再現
(英語Ver.)
BGM：me
fuckin' mickey：me
fuckin' narration：me
fuckin' outfield voice：me
fuckin' donald duck：me
fuckin' daisy：me
fuckin' dog：me