Integrity Guy

That's alright! I like it down here!

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

I have been trying to riff with Barack Obama in his replies for twelve years

[Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper]

BREAKING: PRESIDENT TRUMP SAYS UNITED STATES DOESN'T NEED A DEAL WITH IRAN ANYMORE

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

@RedGreenBC @GarlicCorgi Person ses what? 😏

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

Listening to your partner is a great way to gain “elite ball knowledge” of their inner life.

[Breathtaking @tupacdurex]

veteran returns home to find out its been turned into an exact replica of his station in the middle east

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

@JasonRa16636873 @Hopdiddlyscoop @RudeOnion @tifastarr Funny stuff!

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

@treeaston If it weren't for Chuck Schumer's deft leadership we would all be speaking German right now!

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

@prophethusband In California for half the year there are also ones that are like “This Local Politician Thinks Criminals Should Be Alive”

[(doctor) Alex Grease @dodgonkulator]

Release air trapped in the colon by 𝗙𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴. But be careful-- The sound and smell may alert enemies to your position.

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

@instain_mother Yeah more so than Jimmy even. The glasses really evoke the huge DVD chest plate for me

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

Not unmuting this but she really looks like Deevee here

[Chris Menahan 🇺🇸 @infolibnews]

Miriam Adelson: "Leaders and governments may change, but [the US-Israel] alliance must remain strong."

"We have two years in this administration to create true change—to face and defeat our true common enemy together."

"That is our responsibility."

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

When your homie brings iPhone/apps to the stick race <<<

[VT Separatist @VTDemSoc]

Everybody remember stick races?

No iPhones. No apps. Just rainwater, a curb, and two grown men yelling at sticks like it’s NASCAR.

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

@ebumnoath @bobo_circus You seem upset

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

@tybuddhaboy Lmao

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

At the height of his power, Saddam Hussein would walk around Baghdad with a big Super Soaker. He would jump out and blast innocent civilians in the face and sometimes nuts. And the police just let him do it

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

@mertcentury

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

Stop takin this Carolingian Empire shit so serious look Charles the Bald ain’t even bald nun of this shit real

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

I get that you want to come off eager and proactive, but pedophile cabals HATE when you come on so strong right off the bat. Try to leave subtle signs that signal you’re discreet as well as enthusiastic.

[Jacob Wasserman @jacob_wass]

Newly elected Rep. Anthony Constantino tells me Diddy was a “job creator” who helped make New York exciting

“We gotta look at making New York exciting again. We can’t just keep losing our excitement.”

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

@neosovietposter Like everywhere else in MD?

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

The Scientist from Coldplay’s “The Scientist” has died

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

“I don’t like this cake, it’s a little too sweet” yeah that’s what I thought pussy. This shit is for real men with real sweet teeth.