caleb

welcome to the simulation

[caleb @caleb_mb]

@tylerbowyer Tell us, Tyler - is your obsession with the “trans narrative” simply because you are tired of your wife pegging you and you want real 🐔, or are you just that small minded?

[o @BumpDrunk]

last day of pride month 2025 see you next year

[𐚁 ʇ s ᴉ ɹ o ǝ ɥ ʇ ʎ o q ʍ o ɔ @BigTentionn]

🧵| COWBOY CARTER The ECHOVILLE film theory.

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[CRIIIS @sweteener_]

The first night ★ ☆ of the #CowboyCarterTour in Houston, TX just ended. Here are some changes and highlights from the show.

[welp. @YSLONIKA]

Y’ALL BEEN LYING THE ENTIRE TIME ???

[MILEY @miley]

.@Beyonce to be beside such a humble, gracious, legendary DIVA was a dream come true. Thank you for the opportunity to perform in Paris together & sing our song about friendship. To have learned from you & loved you my whole life, & then be standing together in matching gold looks is more than I could’ve imagined. As the finale to this trip supporting Something Beautiful, to close on something as beautiful as a stadium full of people singing “2 Most Wanted” with us was the ultimate firework. Thank you B. I’ll be your shotgun rider for life. Big gratitude to the Cowboy Carter tour crew, you all were incredible for making this happen. Forever and always.

[caleb @caleb_mb]

@DOGEfromWS @LeadingReport Considering rates of suicide are higher among marginalized groups it is in fact necessary. Use your brain, unless you’ve already let RFKs worm eat it 😵‍💫

[caleb @caleb_mb]

I NEVER thought I’d agree with Tucker, but boy do I love how he’s making the Zodiac killer squirm lol

[Majority Report @majorityfm]

Whoopsie!

[war hunk @salopeici]

I would pay $ for this. No eliminations.

[caleb @caleb_mb]

@WyRod @AP Because the best thing for America is to raise taxes on the working class and make life easier for billionaires. You’re fucking out of touch.

[gaga💌 @gagab33]

WE FINALLY GOT A MEOW FROM HER

[caleb @caleb_mb]

@AlexiaSerfas thoughts and prayers

[aram 🐏 @aramnotagoat]

12-13 year old me didn’t know how to react…. i basically went nonverbal whenever jason was on screen….

[Anthony 👹 Lady Gaga News @antpats2]

the pre-Joanne era was soooooo MAYHEM laced

[Lady Gaga @ladygaga]

Nothing could prepare me for the feeling I had during last night’s show—the absolute pride and joy I felt singing for the people of Brazil. The sight of the crowd during my opening songs took my breath away. Your heart shines so bright, your culture is so vibrant and special, I hope you know how grateful I am to have shared this historical moment with you. An estimated 2.5 million people came to see me sing, the biggest crowd for any woman in history. I wish I could share this feeling with the whole world—I know I can’t, but I can say this—if you lose your way, you can find your way back if you believe in yourself and work hard. You can give yourself dignity by rehearsing your passion and your craft, pushing yourself to new heights— you can lift yourself up even if it takes some time. Thank you Rio for waiting for me to come back. Thank you little monsters all over the world. I love you. I will never forget this moment. Paws up little monsters. Obrigada. Love, Mother Monster.

[caleb @caleb_mb]

Heavy Metal Lover and LoveDrug 🤟🏼

[Anthony 👹 Lady Gaga News @antpats2]

If the show tonight is 30 mins longer than Coachella, that’s roughly 7~ more songs. Since she only seems to be performing TF/M/BTW I think she might add

Heavy Metal Lover
LoveDrug
Monster
The Edge Of Glory
Just Dance
Telephone
Marry The Night

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

Fuck Trump,

Fuck Vance,

Fuck Elon,

Fuck Pam Bondi.

[caleb @caleb_mb]

@EricLDaugh What exactly has he done that’s made us safer? Please, enlighten us.

[caleb @caleb_mb]

I remember this like it was yesterday lmao. She had the internet losing it.

[Anthony 👹 Lady Gaga News @antpats2]

Throwback: Lady Gaga recording an unknown ARTPOP song in her hotel room at the Park Hyatt Tokyo on May 15, 2012