Caleb White

[Caleb White @calebadamwhite]

Koby is definitely the one piece character I hate the most

[Caleb White @calebadamwhite]

Jane Eyre should have a prequel called Jane ere Jane Eyre

Then Jane Eyre should have a sequel called Air Jane where she finds magic basketball shoes and plays in the NBA. But she makes a big stink about getting equal pay.

[Caleb White @calebadamwhite]

Do you remember what he told you? Take courage soon be brave.

I come back to you now. At the turn of the tide.

[Caleb White @calebadamwhite]

@Mewantbigfood lol

[Caleb White @calebadamwhite]

I really want to be into snowboarding, but I just never want to do the work to plan a trip to go. And it’s kind of expensive, I don’t know if I want to spend the money for the lift ticket.

I’m more than happy to spend the money on the gear and the outfits though

[Caleb White @calebadamwhite]

“You will do even greater things than these”

[Caleb White @calebadamwhite]

What can men do against such reckless hate?
Ride out with me.
Fell deeds awake, now for wrath, now for ruin, and the red dawn.

[Caleb White @calebadamwhite]

I’m always saying “this isn’t a big thing and it’s quite petty of me” as if most of the time my complaints are completely reasonable.

[Caleb White @calebadamwhite]

More are the children of the barren woman than of her that has a husband

[Caleb White @calebadamwhite]

“I am a servant of the secret fire, wielder of the flame eternal.”

[Caleb White @calebadamwhite]

For some reason my algorithm thinks I love the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. I feel profiled. Like just because I’m a 30 something male in the Midwest doesn’t mean I like that song. I’m more of a “northwest passage” guy

[Caleb White @calebadamwhite]

Do you ever cut a whole onion and think “well this dish is going to be loaded with onions” then you put it in the pan and think “is that it?”

[Caleb White @calebadamwhite]

Who’s the mayor of the city you live in? Or any city in your state? Do people actually know that? Cause I’ve literally never thought about mayors before

[Caleb White @calebadamwhite]

But you “hey man not me! I care about specific issues that are too important to not be informed on.”

But why do you care? Like where did that come from? Why do you care about the mayor of a city several states away? Do you even know what a mayor does?

[Caleb White @calebadamwhite]

Imaging criticizing your parents generation for obsessing over cable news when they clearly profit from creating more anger and division, but then you go and consume equivalent content from a system of apps specifically designed to the exact same thing much more effectively

[Caleb White @calebadamwhite]

@Mewantbigfood 🤮

[Caleb White @calebadamwhite]

I’m a little suspicious that people are saying “we needed it” after it rains when they actually have no idea if we needed it.

[Caleb White @calebadamwhite]

I feel like snowboard designs were cooler in the early 2000’s. Thanks Gen Z

[Caleb White @calebadamwhite]

Today’s a good day to start…. A bunch of healthy lifestyle changes that won’t last more than a few days. Maybe not even one day