Caleb Burns

[Caleb Burns @calebburns04]

“I want to buy an iPad but i have to buy a gun first”

[Caleb Burns @calebburns04]

@TomBrady Do I need life insurance?

[Caleb Burns @calebburns04]

The @Saints and @AtlantaFalcons both having Mercedes stadiums is like Harry and Voldemort having the same wand cores

[Caleb Burns @calebburns04]

u so hot Ima wildfire boy

[QuavoYRN @QuavoStuntin]

HOW I PULLED UP: HOW WE COMING 😂

[Caleb Burns @calebburns04]

@FLITTER

[Caleb Burns @calebburns04]

Not sure what happened but I’m pretty sure TJ Warren is the GOAT now

[Caleb Burns @calebburns04]

@halladayfan32 @BKayZone @5thYear Bro Canada isn’t in New York

[Caleb Burns @calebburns04]

This is like planking but lazier

[wilson @MediumWilly]

day 13 of self quarantine: i just be sitting places now

[Caleb Burns @calebburns04]

@BankrollAce @BuddaMVP @brgridiron Today’s advice to NFL QBs: Cut back on interceptions by never throwing the ball

[Caleb Burns @calebburns04]

@BankrollAce @BuddaMVP @brgridiron Throw at least 10 passes

[Caleb Burns @calebburns04]

At this point in my life the most troubling thing is @Double0AG lack of dunk trophies

[Caleb Burns @calebburns04]

I’ve gone over the footage and you can’t convince me that it wasn’t Mason Rudolph who started that fight

[Caleb Burns @calebburns04]

I don’t care who you are. If you intentionally type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all” you’re a monster and i don’t trust you

[Caleb Burns @calebburns04]

Dear @Zionwilliamson,
I’m at Fogo de Chão with some friends from Tulane. We’ll cover your tab if you pull through. sincerely, me

[Caleb Burns @calebburns04]

@LilNasX as Area 51 is being stormed

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

i got y’all for free!
let’s do this shit!

[Caleb Burns @calebburns04]

@espn De’Andre Hunter and Cam Reddish

[Caleb Burns @calebburns04]

Whenever people say >anything else I always assume that they forgot about chili cheese fries

[Caleb Burns @calebburns04]

@AfricanBadAsS @GAFollowers @Mo_12_Sanu

[UMBC Athletics @UMBCAthletics]

We did a Valentine’s Day card thing