Caleb Burns

singer-songwriter • UCLA

[Caleb Burns @calebburnsy]

The CDC is now recommending that you clap along if you feel like a room without a roof.

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@PenguinWeb3 holy…

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there’s a deeper underlying issue behind the epidemic of “vague posts” on here and it’s funny how many people aren’t realizing it.

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@AllisonRFloyd can’t tell if you people are deliberately misinterpreting him to farm engagement, or if you’re actually silly enough to think he’s trashing ballet/opera here?

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Marty Supreme has gotta be one of the greatest ping pong movies of all time and it’s not even close

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@yourbuddyash Nolan’s been getting blank checks for the past decade tbh, Interstellar wasn’t exactly an indie film 😂

[taoki @justalexoki]

do i have adhd or am i just addicted to an infinite flow of hypertuned dopamine release inducing content such that anything else pales in comparison

[Caleb Burns @calebburnsy]

i don’t even know what’s going on anymore

[Caleb Burns @calebburnsy]

it’s all 1s and 0s baby

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@deltasauce @FellowshipAi did you did you make this yourself?

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there’s a non-zero chance that trump is borrowing this idea from the minecraft movie

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "One thing I learned about the coal miners -- that's what they want to do. You could give them a penthouse on 5th Avenue and a different kind of a job and they'd be unhappy. They want to mine coal. She was gonna put them in a high tech industry where you make little cell phones and things."

[Caleb Burns @calebburnsy]

it’s actually insane how bad this looks

[DogeDesigner @cb_doge]

Turn your photos into anime using Grok! 🔥

[Caleb Burns @calebburnsy]

adding “no worries if not” after proposing to the love of your life

[Caleb Burns @calebburnsy]

L take. the human spirit of creativity will persevere. it was never the “markets” that allowed artists to create, art is born when the undeniable urge to express emotions/thoughts collides with experimentation in form/medium. don’t write us off just because the landscape is changing.

[Caleb Burns @calebburnsy]

@ChrisAlvino good ol’ 2009…an era completely free from capitalism and filled with color

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@DailyNoud this is even funnier if you happen to know UCLA’s track field is called “Drake Stadium”

[Caleb Burns @calebburnsy]

@Keeoh solid sweater 👀

[Liz Slade @lizslayed]

I’ve never finished a film and *immediately* thought what will I watch now? I loathe how streaming services won’t let you just sit with the ending and the music and credits and reflect on what you just watched, they’re just always ramming the next ‘content’ down your throat.

[Caleb Burns @calebburnsy]

@0xSTARDROP i need to know if this is your tier list or someone else’s, cause i have several critiques/questions

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@0xSTARDROP is that a cereal tier list?!?

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@AaronKaravias @john_17jackson @Caporuscio_Jack @RobbieBarstool worst breaking bad take i’ve ever seen 😭