caleb dowell

Just feeding America one cow at a time

[caleb dowell @calebdo876]

PSA: This weather sucks and cows are stupid. That is all for now.

[Dan Crenshaw @DanCrenshawTX]

Everyone: “Don’t voters deserve to know whether you’ll restructure an entire branch of government if winning the White House and Senate isn’t enough power for you??”

Joe Biden: “nah”

[caleb dowell @calebdo876]

I wonder if that breakfast burrito I made last night was as good as I thought it was, or was I just drunk..... #FeedWagonThoughts

[caleb dowell @calebdo876]

@KatieSchmitt94 @schmitt_show12 -Feed Cows. -Fix Fence. -Feed More Cows

[caleb dowell @calebdo876]

@BHEdoggy @LeflerMyles Welcome to Hopper, IL buddy

[caleb dowell @calebdo876]

@bryarnold Everyone in Hopper had a nicer vehicle then me. Banks give out free money everyday 😂

[caleb dowell @calebdo876]

*****Ranch Rig For Sale*****

2015 VW Jetta
38,000 miles
5 speed

If you need a car that can chase cows in the pasture, but also need a rig to take your old lady to McDonald’s. Then this dual threat machine is for you.

$9,000

[Newt Gingrich @newtgingrich]

#2020 is becoming a referendum almost exactly like 1972 was. Here's why ➡️ https://t.co/9MM6VvfMFA

[caleb dowell @calebdo876]

@LeflerMyles Let’s run now

[caleb dowell @calebdo876]

@LeflerMyles put in a sweet new cake box on his truck #cowboy

[caleb dowell @calebdo876]

Happy birthday to the man (@LeflerMyles) that loves Draxxin as much as he loves Busch Light

[caleb dowell @calebdo876]

@LeflerMyles @justapoorfarmer Just don’t rely on cows they’re a let down

[caleb dowell @calebdo876]

Can’t chase cows and not document it #sandyhell

[caleb dowell @calebdo876]

It’s a bad day to be a cold beer

[caleb dowell @calebdo876]

The only thing Trump and I have in common is that we both lie to our bankers on how much our assets are worth. He lies that that his golf course is worth 50 million and I lie that my cows are worth $1500. I just hope my fixer doesn’t turn me in

[caleb dowell @calebdo876]

As long as you don’t do the math you can afford anything

[caleb dowell @calebdo876]

@josephring4 Well you guys are smart enough to calve your cows under roof

[caleb dowell @calebdo876]

As one of those idiots that bought a pot of heifers due first of March I felt this......

[Joel Pazour @burriedrod]

Them cheap bred heifers sure look expensive this morning

[Bovine Thots With Poppin Twats @TheDailyCowman]

I was asked today my 10 top tips for calving season

1. Use the right bulls

2. Have the right kind of females

3. Leave them the fuck alone

4. Leave them the fuck alone

5. Leave them the fuck alone

6. Leave them the fuck alone

7. Leave them the fuck alone

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