Caleb

Alamo forgetter

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

he's always in these bdsm situations

[Caleb @calebdotedu]

So far in 10 days in Germany I have three tickets for train fare evasion and two parking tickets. Well sorry Mr. Hitler, but I leave your country in two days and you will not be seeing a dime of this money

[Caleb @calebdotedu]

Basque Country symbolic national team in Boise, ID

[Siddharth Khurana @SidKhurana3607]

Would be fun if each World Cup team played in the city with their largest diaspora

Bosnians in St. Louis
Portuguese in Fall River
Netherlands in Grand Rapids
Iranians in LA

[Caleb @calebdotedu]

80% of “European in the US for the World Cup” accounts are run by Doug at the NSA

[𝗙𝗜𝗔𝗚𝗢 🇩🇪 @fiago7]

Macy’s in Chicago. To be honest with you I only went in there because I desperately had to pee during my 4h walk but wow that’s giant flag 😂🇺🇸

I respect how proud Americans are of their country, unimaginable back home in Germany.

[Caleb @calebdotedu]

They don’t tell you this but if you pretend to be asleep you can rip ass on the subway and it’s chill

[Doak @doaknet]

SUNY islam

[Caleb @calebdotedu]

@FreddyLA7 It takes a little longer, but if you want to see the US then definitely avoid the interstates and take US Routes and state highways instead. The interstate is essentially a tunnel that gets you from place to place, but doesn’t let you experience the inbetween.

[Caleb @calebdotedu]

Maybe they’re consummating their marriage as friends

[Caleb @calebdotedu]

Love the idea of a “professional mayor” who just works the circuit of mid major cities

[grovy @grovymango]

Can mamdani do a tour and be mayor of different cities

[Caleb @calebdotedu]

Wait until she discovers keli sheini

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

you can tell Mormonism is an American invention by how much of their culture is about exploiting loopholes to get away with something. can’t drink caffeine but they’re obsessed with putting bullshit in soda. no coffee but the creamer is okay? it’s like soaking but for drugs.

[Caleb @calebdotedu]

The first guy to take a picture pretending to hold up the leaning tower of pisa was probably chill af

[BUSTER NUT @aguycalledjared]

Too many songs about fucking not enough about jerking off.

[Caleb @calebdotedu]

In very international cities you will often see the performance of the nation, whether for tourism, pride, or education. While interesting, it can sometimes be difficult to discern. If visiting America, you can avoid this with a quick stop in Fayetteville, AR

[Caleb @calebdotedu]

I’m in places you can probably pronounce but might have a hard time spelling

[Caleb @calebdotedu]

Carly at the 4 is ball knowledge

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

guy that was hitting on me at the bar tonight showed me his spotify wrapped

[Caleb @calebdotedu]

Actually idk I might just kms

[Caleb @calebdotedu]

Meeting the girl of your dreams with two weeks left in your semester abroad will have you speaking like a Buddhist monk about the ephemerality of time

[Caleb @calebdotedu]

@__pigsy @offbasicwhite KAZAKHSTAN MENTIONED 🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿

[Caleb @calebdotedu]

The Wembys could genuinely not dribble once all game and still score every possession

[Novig @Novig]

Who wins in a best of 7 series?

5 Wembys or 5 Lebrons?