Caleb Graves

unreliable narrator

[Caleb Graves @calebgraves]

@CFBRep so did the Texas football team 🤘🏼

[Caleb Graves @calebgraves]

Looks like Texas is proving that Fresno State showed us exactly who Michigan is. But also Ewers is a different quarterback in the red zone this season. Hook Em 🤘🏼

[Caleb Graves @calebgraves]

@erastourticketz just between us did the love affair maim you all too well

[Caleb Graves @calebgraves]

Other mistakes obviously, like Texas couldn’t be the 4 seed if it isn’t a conference champion.

[Caleb Graves @calebgraves]

I asked ChatGPT to simulate the college football season. But it’s still a little confused over conference realignment (e.g., Big 12, Pac-12)

[Caleb Graves @calebgraves]

On a second attempt, it didn’t account for a team’s actual schedule (e.g., Alabama does not play Texas). On a third attempt, it still kept Washington in the Pac-12. Funny stuff!

[Caleb Graves @calebgraves]

That’s a big win for Colorado. Coach Prime still has to show they can run through a full season, but Shedeur Sanders looks very locked in.

[Caleb Graves @calebgraves]

I would vote for Kamala simply based on how she looks at a sweet treat. Very relatable stuff.

[Caleb Graves @calebgraves]

the worst person you know has a new instagram note

[Caleb Graves @calebgraves]

College football twitter is so back 😭😭👏🏼

[Transfer Portal @NCAAPortal]

How many opt outs does Florida St have for the opener?

[Caleb Graves @calebgraves]

nature is healing

[Caleb Graves @calebgraves]

@NateSilver538 you are so extremely weird lmao

[Caleb Graves @calebgraves]

Not sure how, but am willing and ready to personally fight tooth and nail for Jordan Chiles’s bronze medal. They can absolutely get lost.

[Caleb Graves @calebgraves]

more cooked than the bacon at a waffle house, too late weirdos!

[Vivek Ramaswamy @VivekGRamaswamy]

The hard truth is we need a massive reset right now. The criticism that Kamala mounted a coup on Biden isn’t landing, neither is the claim that she covered up Biden’s cognitive decline. None of that matters to voters now. We need to offer our vision for the future of America, it’s the only way we’re going to win this election.

[Caleb Graves @calebgraves]

illicit affairs, this is me trying, august

[Pop Base @PopBase]

In honor of folklore’s fourth anniversary, what are your Top 3 tracks?

[Caleb Graves @calebgraves]

I appreciate Biden not speaking tonight I still have to watch House of the Dragon

[Caleb Graves @calebgraves]

Thank you for everything President @JoeBiden. History will remember you as one of the most critical and consequential Presidents. You stopped 4 more years of authoritarian rule, guided us out of a deadly pandemic, and executed the most progressive agenda in a generation.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

My fellow Democrats, I have decided not to accept the nomination and to focus all my energies on my duties as President for the remainder of my term. My very first decision as the party nominee in 2020 was to pick Kamala Harris as my Vice President. And it’s been the best decision I’ve made. Today I want to offer my full support and endorsement for Kamala to be the nominee of our party this year. Democrats — it’s time to come together and beat Trump. Let’s do this.

[Caleb Graves @calebgraves]

Now, let’s get Kamala Harris elected.

[Caleb Graves @calebgraves]

I will never forgive the smallest men among Democratic voices who turned a principled question into a soap opera full of clickbait takes and podcast clips to attack one of the most dedicated public servants this country has seen and the most progressive President of my lifetime.

[Caleb Graves @calebgraves]

Donald Trump is not well. This speech is a rambling incoherent mess beyond even his usual stuff. Can’t wait for the media to give it the proper treatment! 😒