Caleb

bleh

[Caleb @calebjoeface]

Are we done pretending Torchy’s is good yet?

[Caleb @calebjoeface]

White people will do ANYTHING to not drive over a parking lot speed bump.

[Caleb @calebjoeface]

Preparing to tell your boss of 6 years that you’re applying for a new job is terrifying

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

While our wonderful president was out playing golf all day, the TSA is falling apart, just like our government! Airports a total disaster!

[Caleb @calebjoeface]

Hey, @HEB,

As a former 10 year partner I don’t really think this is how curbside orders are supposed to be bagged 🤔

[Caleb @calebjoeface]

Why do I have such a crush on Colin Jost?

[Caleb @calebjoeface]

Cough drops have no right to taste that bad

[Caleb @calebjoeface]

whoever was the first person to say “what if we mixed multiple boxes of cereal with various nuts and pretzels and bake it all together covered in butter and worcestershire sauce”, thank you.

[Caleb @calebjoeface]

I’m numb.

[Caleb @calebjoeface]

My biggest flaw is that I care too much about people. Just once I wish someone cared about me the way I care about them.

[Caleb @calebjoeface]

Out on a Saturday night… who am I?

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I’m so sick of saying, “But he can’t just DO THAT!” while he just…does it.

Every. Fucking. Goddamn. Day.

[Caleb @calebjoeface]

Can’t sleep.
In a bad place mentally.
This is fun.

[Caleb @calebjoeface]

Me, today, waiting for the 4th planned rapture of my lifetime.

[jean’s glucose monitor @mirrenelle]

las vegas tourism hasn't been the same since deborah vance ended her residency at the palmetto

[Caleb @calebjoeface]

The nighttime depression hits HARD

[Caleb @calebjoeface]

Are we ready to talk about how terrible Jurassic World Rebirth is?

[Caleb @calebjoeface]

@gsus925 🤭