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[#DaktariBilaManywele @CalebManywele]

Namanga boarder trip can be a great weekend get away with your friends
Leave on Sato 11am, get there at 2pm in time for lunch at TLV Rooftop. Then swim hadi majioni. Go to your rooms at Holyland rest hadi 10pm then hit the club. Sunday leave at 11 & lunch at Enkare hapo Kitengela

[A.W.O.L @krazygb]

Armed guys on bodas robbing ppl on school lane brookside westlands at 3pm on a Sunday afternoon.
As usual spring valley police are quiet!!

[Shoba Gatimu @shobanes]

Economy so Chieth, weekend zinapita bila kuona picha imejaa pombe na nyama with the caption 'MKO?'
Recession indicator.

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

A CNN reporter was covering news without donning proper PPEs in quarantine facility in Congo.

Watu wanataka kutubeba ufala.

[Kimsey @callmekimsey]

Mumama wangu wa Tanzania ameniomba 55k nikafaint kwa bar ndio naamka sahii naambiwa ni 70 bob za kenya

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

You people think someone wakes up and pays millions to buy useless data with no personal information? Data has value because it can tell them who you are, where you are, what you do, what you buy, what you fear, what you like and how to target you. Hiyo story ya “it will be anonymized” is just perfume on theft.

[ִֶָ @mitchollo]

lmao they’re going to turn the whole atmosphere into something else, especially in the clasico, and i am so ready.

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

The fact that the Ruto regime is planning eCitizen data sale to boost revenue is not just wild, this is a serious threat. Insane to say the least.

[GRAVE @Graveyard_KE]

Kuwakumbusha ady watoto walipigwa risasi na hii regime

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

The government says the minimum wage is 18k while paying JSS interns 17k. Preaching water while drinking wine.

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

Is he the minister for trade and investment?

[Nanaba Scorpee @nanaba_scorpee]

Once you start dealing with women who aren’t damaged or in a survival mode,

You actually enjoy women..

[Castelblanco Urbano @FrioTemplado]

Mi sueño húmedo del mundial es que irán elimine Estados Unidos en alguna fase

[𝔸𝕟𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕪👾 @gmltony]

But a weak erection is the man’s fault.

[Cousin Stizz @CousinStizz]

Everyday I become a man of fewer words

[Senator Shehu Sani @ShehuSani]

FIFA should avoid awarding World Cup hosting rights to nations at War or likely to initiate wars.

[Itumelanin @Itumelanin]

“Start a business.” ~ Government official who has never run anything but their mouth their entire working career.

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

Please: be respectful of the host nation’s culture and traditions

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Marco Rubio: We can’t allow any case of Ebola to enter United States

Ruto: It will be very unfortunate, inhuman to refuse to set up Ebola facility in Kenya.

I’m not a mad man and other unlimited lies

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

Kenya's 'middle class' is too busy attending half marathons and music festivals to notice attempts at destroying them.
Housing levy, fuel levy, PAYE, incoming carbon tax, inflation, fuel price hikes, rising cost of living while salaries remain the same.
Wake up sheeple.

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

I don't care how hard life gets, don’t tell a woman what you’ve been through.