glizzy mcguire

[glizzy mcguire @CalebMoo]

tag yourself

[glizzy mcguire @CalebMoo]

cum first, cum louder, cum laude

[glizzy mcguire @CalebMoo]

i can't believe they named that shit a dongle

[glizzy mcguire @CalebMoo]

kinda ashamed i know exactly what model longboard this is (original derringer 28)

[The Dreaded Laramie @TheDreadedLarry]

!!! We're supporting @smoking_popes on tour in January!!! Tix in bio!

AND @bcbcmusic , @fea210 , and Mercy Music on select dates?! talk about stacked gigs

Central/Mountain Time Friends: keep an eye out for some TDL solo end-of-year dates announced next week

[glizzy mcguire @CalebMoo]

barbenheimer ❌👴👵
priscilla of the flower moon ✅🔥👌

[glizzy mcguire @CalebMoo]

she smelled like a busch gardens employee

[glizzy mcguire @CalebMoo]

bro grabbed two talons full of cheese and flew away

[glizzy mcguire @CalebMoo]

good morning just watched 2 red shouldered hawks fight over a slice of pizza in the whole foods parking lot

[glizzy mcguire @CalebMoo]

a jehovahs witness just tried to convert me by saying it's too hot outside

[glizzy mcguire @CalebMoo]

Vecinos charged me $18 for a double bombay sapphire once and i didn't think that could be topped

[glizzy mcguire @CalebMoo]

jeez don't buy a single from @JetBlue or they'll charge you for the bottle lmao

[glizzy mcguire @CalebMoo]

jeez don't buy a single from @JetBlue or they'll charge you for the bottle lmao

[glizzy mcguire @CalebMoo]

I've got these memorized but not my dad's phone number

[ⓜⓘⓣⓒⓗ @lemichiiii]

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[ⓜⓘⓣⓒⓗ @lemichiiii]

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[glizzy mcguire @CalebMoo]

in this bathroom

[glizzy mcguire @CalebMoo]

smells like

[glizzy mcguire @CalebMoo]

hotdogs

[glizzy mcguire @CalebMoo]

tap again to exit? b*tch i will uninstall

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

@depthsofwiki so.... is there a Mrs. Ouch????? 😜😜😜😜