Meiman Narcus

Meth Shaman

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All over the place

Prosaic account by design

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#SpotifyWrapped

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Directed by Tim Burton, using state of the art withhold from the general public alien animatronic technogy | NO ACTUAL ANIMALS USED IN THE MAKING IF THIS FILM | everything fake as fuck it would seem
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"Keep calm and wait for the next chapter"

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It's a "I wanna go live on Jared Leto's cult island" kind of week

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"Ad will end in 39 years"

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 13 Aug 2013 (via @twi_age).

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My youngest brother just got married and here I am chasing my street tacos with Jameson while I binge anime

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I just realized I've never had eggplant once in my life. Hopped on to tweet about an saw this, well fuck my dickhole #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Note to self: Do not give a fuck

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This shit'll show me everything except what I needed to know

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Weirdly staring at the corner of the room to freak the cat out

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I miss Throne of Eldraine

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@ArjunaBarbuna here's a Simic deck i really enjoy, tell me what you think! any changes you would make?

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Just pulled the "Mindlessly take the whole top of a spice of and dump half the contents into my dinner" move. I did manage to salvage it though 🙌

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Thinking back to the one time I did kareoke at a bar and wanting to shoot myself. Walking on the Sun by Smashmouth, good song, but why couldn't I have been black out drunk for it, oh my god it was so awful

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@TeamVitality Legend @FairyPeak

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@coL_Amazonian @MTG_Arena You pulling my leg? I'ma stop playing with it now

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Don't forget, we're about a thousand or two years overdue for a meteor or other cataclysmic event

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I hunted, killed, and ate a wild baboon (brains and all) with the indigenous Hadza tribe in Africa.

Here are the 13 things I learned about human health along the way.

👇 THREAD