Mr. Soup

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[Mr. Soup @calebnoland_]

That’s Mr. Soup to you

[Mr. Soup @calebnoland_]

Babies should come with tufts on the back of their necks to carry them around

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

the only flag i salute

[Mr. Soup @calebnoland_]

I feel so connected to nature when I shave my head right after mowing the lawn

[Mr. Soup @calebnoland_]

It’s a beautiful day to low ball offers on eBay

[Mr. Soup @calebnoland_]

Sometimes in the shower I’ll let water run down my head over my face, then wipe it away like bangs.

[Mr. Soup @calebnoland_]

Me last night when Erinn was trying to explain that Cilantro and Coriander are the same thing

[Mr. Soup @calebnoland_]

@skitchintweets I coulda told you that

[Mr. Soup @calebnoland_]

The Helen Devos Child Care Center Patient Drop Off Lane, 10 Minute Parking Please Do Not Leave Your Vehicle Unattended hate to see me coming. (I’m going to the food court to order Qdoba)

[Mr. Soup @calebnoland_]

@skitchintweets Democore Ty.

[Colin Jones @colinjones]

RIP to David Lynch who directed one of the best line deliveries in cinema history

[Bill Pourquoimec @BillPourquoimec]

That’s Neil Young wearing a Bart Simpson mask while on tour with Sonic Youth in 1990. Photo by Thurston Moore
https://t.co/Z5pasFJS1a

[Mr. Soup @calebnoland_]

“Tuna salad is niche”

[Bill Pourquoimec @BillPourquoimec]

Neil Young accompanied by roadies dressed as Jawas, 1979.

[Justin Decloux @DeclouxJ]

I'm just as shocked as Jake Lloyd every time I hear the homophobic slur in JINGLE ALL THE WAY.

[Mr. Soup @calebnoland_]

Didn’t know it was a different person

[Mr. Soup @calebnoland_]

I thought Robbie Williams just meant like a young Robin Williams

[non-insane automaton @steelydante]

neil young in 1971

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Haim has been oddly silent about all the news events around the world lately. Cat got your tongues, ladies? Though of course I remain a fan.

[Mr. Soup @calebnoland_]

The year old Loaded Cinnamon Toast Crunch won’t save you. Trust me

[Mr. Soup @calebnoland_]

But Marge, it’s been my life long dream to work at a bowling alley and put my head in the shine-o ball-o