When they send you to go and grind pepper, and you went to do jangolova instead
My sister: Did you see mommy?
Me: No
My sister: She came to where you are playing and carried the pepper to grind herself
When you wake up after smoking weed for the first time and you remember your mother promised to visit you in Lagos
Then you hear voices outside:
"Why e go pursue e mama like dat, very heartless child!"
Potential Employer: Mr. Caleb, what are your hobbies?
Me: I listen to Asake 4 times a week
Potential Employer: Wow! So what do you do every other day?
Me: Every other day I organise