Caleb of Lagos

elite content creator | ingenious influencer | humour god

[Caleb of Lagos @caleboflagos]

When the alcohol hits the right spot, so you want to know the name of the CEO

[Caleb of Lagos @caleboflagos]

Bargaining and negotiations are unavoidable in business.

If people "enter" your store, dem must "price."

This is why it is called an "enterprise."

[Caleb of Lagos @caleboflagos]

Peter Obi: Mahmood... oya con count the vote again

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@Iamheddie Baba 🙌🏽

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Mercy Eke don queue for bank

Her number nah 47

Mercy AK 47.

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Song wey no sweet no sweet!

Which one be "use earpiece hear am from 12 midnight."

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When an Igbo Man finally decides to join fintech

You will hear something like "Mbah Pay"

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#Blacks #African #Wallpaper

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Full gist on the 300k rent issue.

Posted with permission. FEAR WOMEN.

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Last year 😂😂😂

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My lord, the evidence is on my WhatsApp

Can we adjourn the case?

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When they send you to go and grind pepper, and you went to do jangolova instead

My sister: Did you see mommy?

Me: No

My sister: She came to where you are playing and carried the pepper to grind herself

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When you wake up after smoking weed for the first time and you remember your mother promised to visit you in Lagos

Then you hear voices outside:

"Why e go pursue e mama like dat, very heartless child!"

[Caleb of Lagos @caleboflagos]

Imagine being lost in Italy's capital, and you are moving around aimlessly.

E mean say you dey roam!

[Caleb of Lagos @caleboflagos]

I love you, but I'm still struggling.

Igbo girls coming down from the relationship:

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Potential Employer: Mr. Caleb, what are your hobbies?

Me: I listen to Asake 4 times a week

Potential Employer: Wow! So what do you do every other day?

Me: Every other day I organise

[Caleb of Lagos @caleboflagos]

My ex, Hannah, wan dey blackmail me.

No wonder fireboy and Asake say make them "band Hannah!"

[Caleb of Lagos @caleboflagos]

You no get fine waist and you dey use waist beads.

You just dey waste beads!

[Caleb of Lagos @caleboflagos]

@aduforti__dc 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽