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i tell my stupid lil jokes n sing my stupid lil songs

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half a decade on T today 🫦 time flies when u keep getting sexier 🫶🏻

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i’ve never had a smirnoff ice

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i will be tweeting again

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i am not allowed to take uber passed the month of february Amen

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grooming is scheduled btw

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he IS a coat

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why the fuck would i put my dog in a coat

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why the fuck would i put my dog in a coat

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thank Gawd i don’t have a wrapped for the amount of sprite zero i drink yearly

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day Who knows of the flu

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i love to eat salt and i hate to make phone calls

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literally incredible

[Miley Cyrus Cuba - Miami 🇨🇺 🇺🇸 @MCyrusCuba]

I still wonder how they managed to do this in just one cut

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i can’t wait to give up music forever after finishing this album

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old lady living on my block threatened to tase my dog

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i forget to Tweet cuz i am a grown up :(

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@joni071012 fjfjdjdj so good

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@ant1str8 my dryer is broke . rub it in more

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little i’d not do for $50

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me when Go birds 🦅

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something something streamline workflows

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officially too many blood stains on my buffy comforter :(