Caleb Champeau

Avid indoorsman. Loud mouth. Dork.

[BetMGM 🦁 @BetMGM]

"IT'S A BEAUTIFUL SUNDAY IN HAMMOND, INDIANA AS WE GET READY FOR KICKOFF BETWEEN THE BEARS AND PACKERS"

The beautiful Sunday in Hammond, Indiana:

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Caleb Champeau @CalebShampoo]

@AdamSchefter As a Packers fan:

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Trump is passed out in the Oval Office right now. 25TH AMENDMENT NOW!

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

This mf is knocked the fuck out. 🤣 Someone put grandpa in a home please.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@mark_slapinski And I feel bad about that. I meant to say he is a sadistic, infantile ugly fuck.

[Caleb Champeau @CalebShampoo]

@sapphirecyan333 Your Twitter content today is highly entertaining.

[Caleb Champeau @CalebShampoo]

Fuck this guy so hard.

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

BREAKING: The fan who ran onto the court during Game 1 of the NBA Finals has been arrested and banned for life from all NBA arenas.

A second individual involved in the incident will also receive a lifetime ban, per an NBA spokesperson.

(h/t @ByTimReynolds )

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Caleb Champeau @CalebShampoo]

@ArifHasanNFL Watson’s health/availability is absolutely his biggest concern. He has yet to play a full season. But the Packers offense is so much more dynamic and explosive when he is on the field. Paying him this contract is an expensive gamble, but the potential payoff is worth it IMO.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

ESPN sources: Green Bay WR Christian Watson and the Packers reached agreement today on a four-year, $110.5 million contract extension that includes a $31 million signing bonus.

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

Can’t be repeated enough👇🏽

Just so insane

[CNN @CNN]

The Trump administration has announced it will dismantle a $368 million deep-ocean monitoring system that provides critical data on the world’s oceans. The decision is sparking alarm among experts that US is taking eyes off the oceans at a dangerous time. https://t.co/VcifYxiYcR

[Caleb Champeau @CalebShampoo]

Another unnecessary “fuck you” to the people and the environment from this Admin.

[CNN @CNN]

The Trump administration has announced it will dismantle a $368 million deep-ocean monitoring system that provides critical data on the world’s oceans. The decision is sparking alarm among experts that US is taking eyes off the oceans at a dangerous time. https://t.co/VcifYxiYcR

[Caleb Champeau @CalebShampoo]

@sapphirecyan333 I’ll happily take all the tall, tatted, baddies in boots

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

First ballot Hall of Fame sports asshole

[Caleb Champeau @CalebShampoo]

I’ve never wanted to punch anyone more than that dude who just ran into the floor of the Finals game with his phone in his hand.

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

They should execute him

[Vincent Goodwill @VinceGoodwill]

Some idiot ran into the floor during play with his phone in his hands. This generation of idiots