Caleb

Okie. Musician. Damn Quail. Record Producer.

[Caleb @calebshirtum]

I am officially “looking at fanny pack reviews online” years old today.

[Sean O'Malley @SugaSeanMMA]

Thank god I didn’t have to use any of this

[Dr. Hunter S. Thompson @GonzoVice]

In a nation run by swine, all pigs are upward-mobile and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: not necessarily to win, but mainly to keep from losing completely.

[Caleb @calebshirtum]

@TAsports14 Damn

[Caleb @calebshirtum]

Go fuck yourself, sacred rooster!!! #keywest

[Caleb @calebshirtum]

@megandlyn Those dudes suck

[Dr. Hunter S. Thompson @GonzoVice]

It's a strange world. Some people get rich and others eat shit and die.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

My pronouns are Prosecute/Fauci

[Caleb @calebshirtum]

Is this thing on?!

[Caleb @calebshirtum]

If idiots could fly, they’d black out the sun.

[Caleb @calebshirtum]

@GCarpenter_ @Rob_Brooks____ Pm sent.

[Caleb @calebshirtum]

@Casady_Webb Damn!! little webb doing big things!!

[Caleb @calebshirtum]

I want to die along the highway and rot away like some old high line pole, restless ramblin fever in my soul!!

[Caleb @calebshirtum]

Eskimo Joes tonight. Come hang Stillwaterillians

[Caleb @calebshirtum]

Bubble trauma #ritjitsu

[Caleb @calebshirtum]

@flynnstone_24 Hahaha

[Caleb @calebshirtum]

This mf spittin

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Chocolate milk is insanely good. Just had some.

[Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @TylerMahanCoe]

The reason commercial country music is so bad is because it’s music for people who don’t care about music. They’ll listen to anything, any noise that distracts them from wondering what it’s like to be a smart person.