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[Caleb short @calebshort96]

I don't understand why if politics bother people so bad why they can't just ignore it. Just be a proud American. #merica

[Caleb short @calebshort96]

Should we really have school today with the Hogs season opener tonight? #neveryield

[Caleb short @calebshort96]

I don't like the Union Pacific railroad.

[Caleb short @calebshort96]

"Dad, why am I the only human that sleeps in the floor?" - Zoey

[Caleb short @calebshort96]

Why must Zoey snore EVERY single night?! 🐶 #puppyprobs

[Caleb short @calebshort96]

@Marcus_Noakes she's a noakes if I ever seen one

[Caleb short @calebshort96]

@M_Alexis2016 @WarmingCuteness I guess

[Caleb short @calebshort96]

It's bad when you wake up at 5 to go duck hunting only to find out your first class starts at 8 am. In 3 hrs.. #screw school

[Caleb short @calebshort96]

@M_Alexis2016 always!

[Caleb short @calebshort96]

@M_Alexis2016 oh yeah?

[Caleb short @calebshort96]

@WhitneyWoodrum cuz you suck 😂😂

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

"Hey England, Know what oday is?"

"Where's the T?"

"We threw it in the harbor. 242 years ago. Boston Tea Party, son"

Merica.

[Caleb short @calebshort96]

On the 10th of December I got stung on the hand by a red wasp. #thanksfinalsweek

[Caleb short @calebshort96]

And the preparation for finals begins #fall2k15

[Caleb short @calebshort96]

You know you live in the middle of nowhere when your grandparents wifi is faster than yours #wayouthere

[Caleb short @calebshort96]

Forgot Twitter even existed

[Caleb short @calebshort96]

@kurstonnn gotta go brush my hair hold on!

[Caleb short @calebshort96]

@kurstonnn bad luck apparently.

[Caleb short @calebshort96]

You know you're a bass fisherman when you can fit a 7'3" rod in a car👍🏽

[Caleb short @calebshort96]

@kurstonnn would we expect it to be at 8 a.m. On a Thursday before thanksgiving?