Caleb Stainbrook

It makes sense if you don’t think about it

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Just got concerned that my bag of flossers got stale because the bag was open all day. Laughed for 10 minutes

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Okay but fr who’s just funding Long John Silvers?

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Just noticed gas is $1.78, we gonna eat good tonight

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@courtshu “Do not share your number” *posts on twitter*

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I was today years old when I found out it’s “Let’s Get Retarted” not “Let’s Get it Started” by the Black Eyed Peas #ThursdayThoughts

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You thought

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Mankind figured out space travel and walked on the Moon.

We found a way to harness sunlight and convert it into energy.

We even split the atom...

Yet a billion dollar fast food industry still can’t figure out how to put my flipping straw in the bag #ThursdayThoughts

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@alyssaafoster

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@LEGION4IAMANY @DonCheadle I’d only go if he autographed my research

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@DonCheadle Is that part of the riddle...

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Your car ever get so dirty that Crew Carwash calls you and asks if you’re okay? #MondayThoughts

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@courtshu Might’ve been mocking your form, yikes 😬

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Mood in #October

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Something we should all know by now, voicemails can come back to haunt you...#forever

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@courtshu @bailschu #justiceforzoey

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Uuuuhhhh yeah when do we get Fortnite for the Apple Watch? @Apple @EpicGames

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I can’t tell if the passenger in a car I passed was using sign language or was just really passionate about the story he was telling #aggressive

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Deadpool 2 is this generation’s second Deadpool @VancityReynolds

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@noahfrosty @courtshu I think she’s justified here