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[b @str8uptired]

me when a random man tells me to smile

[sulky . . @sulky80715248]

I'm free right now if you want to be nice to me

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

don't ever hate cats around me

[: @sn0oozey]

This is my circus and I’m one of the monkeys. I’m the best monkey. I give it my all every single time.

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Being Nauseous and Scared as Fuck and Quickly Becoming Deeply and Very Religious and then Throwing Up and then immediately Reverting back to Atheism

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Not eating so many Pringles nowadays. They need to win me over with a major ad campaign

[Mara Webster 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @Mara_Webster]

If anybody asks how I’m doing right now I’m going to send them this video as a representation of my current state of mind

[cory @coolmathgame_]

dentist after examining my teeth: [frowning] i don’t like this [taking his tools out of my mouth] i don’t like teeth anymore

[Jæŷ;) @j4jayjay_]

"When I'm 25, I'm gonna buy my own house, buy my own car and live my own life"

Me at 25

[KORBI 🐦‍⬛ @NoiBoobSweat]

The one kid who had the newports is a lion amongst sheep

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Me: Time to pay 1 million dollars for gas. How can anyone afford or bear to live in today’s world

The pump screen: ARE U A FREAK IN DA SHEETZ?!?! TRY OUR CHILI CHEEZBURGERZ & FRYZ 😈😈😈

[interpretation @materialcritic]

big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave anything

[b @str8uptired]

tubi can never remember what episode i’m on but i do like the shows

[b @str8uptired]

went to a shelter after looking at their cats online with a few in mind, get there and this little guy walked up to me. they said his eyes are a little funky because he had to have eyelid surgery as a kitten but he’s very friendly. he turned 5 on sunday

[โบนัสเป็นแม่แมว @Bonusiie]

อะไรเป็นเหตุผลให้รับแมวตัวนี้มาเลี้ยง

[limz @limizms]

No but fr when will the cost of living decrease 😊😊😊😊

[mimi @lightnds]

i know exactly what is wrong with me i can’t fix it tho

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

I am so sick of thinking about money, worrying about money, and grinding to make money every. fucking. day.

[VMU @VeeEmYou]

Boomers bragged nonstop for decades about having $150 a semester college and buying a Mustang after one summer of working and are now trying to walk that back.

[b @str8uptired]

@Nalin_Haley @ali_sivi me trying to live on $46k

[daz @MetamateDaz]

Congress gets free healthcare for life, a pension when they retire, and $79 A DAY for lunch... that’s all BEFORE their $175,000 a year salary.

The system is a joke and tax payers are the punchline.

[bodega peptides @bigsnugga]

same boomers telling everyone to just eat beans and rice will also tell you communism is bad because no food