Caleb Synan

Hey it’s me. Caleb. I'm a comedian. Watch my special for free 👇

[Caleb Synan @calebsynan]

Imagine being on the moon and seeing earth blow up. I’d be like whoa!

[Caleb Synan @calebsynan]

Post from NASA: that part!!!!!! lol

Post from FBI: clock it!!!!!! lol

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[Caleb Synan @calebsynan]

In your 30s you realize there are no adults just old tall babies that know words

[Caleb Synan @calebsynan]

Makes no sense 🤣🤣🤣 what else could you eat?? 🤣🤣🤣 water?? Air?? 🤣🤣🤣 what a weirdo man

[lauren @winonaddict]

you know what hell yea

[Caleb Synan @calebsynan]

I've often suspected babies are cowards

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Babies stop crawling on a glass floor, revealing early depth perception and fear of heights.

[Caleb Synan @calebsynan]

Started at 6 for me

[ひ @yungnstackin]

at what age is considered embarrassing to still be living with your parents these days?

[Caleb Synan @calebsynan]

Everyone seems so mad on here but in real life people seem happy! Or insane

[Caleb Synan @calebsynan]

The spotify logo looks a lot like the settings logo so sometimes I'll mix em up and listen to display and brightness for a couple hours

[Caleb Synan @calebsynan]

Don't fool yourself, comics. AI's coming for us too. It's new, it's young, & it'll rise fast. Then get depressed when success doesn't make it happy. Then get way too political, move to Austin, and quit. Finally, it'll try to sell feet pics and self destruct

[Caleb Synan @calebsynan]

@iXeno Okay Ishtar is actually good

[Caleb Synan @calebsynan]

Here’s my Letterboxd top 10 movies of the year. It’s 5 good ones but I sprinkled in 5 obscure pieces of shit to show off my personality

[Caleb Synan @calebsynan]

Well I’m not doing anything without my coffee

[bananirou @bananirouxd]

qué arías en esta situación?

[Caleb Synan @calebsynan]

Because everything about it sucks & doesn’t matter at all. It’s not interesting. There’s no intrigue. Nobody can care about it. You can’t look up to an AI character. You can’t want them. You can’t want to be them. Every human being I’ve ever met is depressed by it. I could go on

[Mark Gadala-Maria @markgadala]

Just wow.

How can anyone argue that AI won't be the future of cinema at this point?

[Caleb Synan @calebsynan]

@JamesL0307 when i'm listening there's three

[Caleb Synan @calebsynan]

I’ve never overheard two smart people talking

[Caleb Synan @calebsynan]

It’s amazing to me that at a time when every human being over the age of 1 has a supercomputer an inch from their face at all times, airports still use 25 different bullhorns to make announcements. Put it on the phone! Or just start boarding! We’ll figure it out!

[Caleb Synan @calebsynan]

I think most people believe in aliens and just don’t care that much because they’re poor. It’s like who cares. Paris exists too. So do yachts. You want poor people excited bring back Mountain Dew code red. That’ll affect day to day

[Caleb Synan @calebsynan]

Never understood the flat earth obsession. Let's say it IS flat. What am I supposed to do now? I still gotta go to work

[Caleb Synan @calebsynan]

You can fool all the the people some the time.
Some of the people all the time.
You can make money at it.
And live forever.
Go get 'em!