Caleb Tysver

[Caleb Tysver @CalebTysver]

Rock me mama like a wagon wheel

[Caleb Tysver @CalebTysver]

@Tbagerz funniest thing ever😂😂

[Caleb Tysver @CalebTysver]

I'll keep on

[Caleb Tysver @CalebTysver]

I can't feel my face when I'm with you

[Caleb Tysver @CalebTysver]

What's your favorite dish? I'm not gonna cook it. But I'll order it from Zanzibar!

[Dane Ellingson @DaneEllingson]

I'm turning my life completely around. I'm doing a #360

[Caleb Tysver @CalebTysver]

Get me a chickfila and a Krispey Kreme in Fargo and I'm set

[Caleb Tysver @CalebTysver]

There's a 60% chance that it's already raining

[Caleb Tysver @CalebTysver]

I want to go camping

[Caleb Tysver @CalebTysver]

I need to be sittin on a tube, floating down the river with a cooler next to me stat

[Caleb Tysver @CalebTysver]

Smile like you mean it

[Caleb Tysver @CalebTysver]

Ted 2 was hilarious 😂

[Caleb Tysver @CalebTysver]

If you're not wasted, the day is. Do it for America

[Caleb Tysver @CalebTysver]

Since the White House is now a light show, are they going to make it red, white, and blue over the 4th? Or would that offend people?

[Caleb Tysver @CalebTysver]

After I give advice, I always end my sentence with ''idk tho'' so you can never say I ruined your life

[Caleb Tysver @CalebTysver]

Can't believe I'm gonna miss Dave Chappelle tonight

[Caleb Tysver @CalebTysver]

Positivity is key. No one wants to be around a negative nancy

[Caleb Tysver @CalebTysver]

It's day 1 of the rest of my life- Mathew west

[Caleb Tysver @CalebTysver]

Just want something real