Cal

Red Arrow painter. Bit of polishing too.

[Wendy @wendysmithe62]

A new advert for Gary Barlow Wines, directed by Alan Partridge. @Aiannucci @AccidentalP

[Protect the Wild @ProtectTheWild_]

This is sickening. Please RT. @ChrisGPackham @domdyer70

[Cal @calecroyd]

@timkeyperson Terrific number of Nutria on Archer's Island. This bloke has been feeding them for years. Pizza I think it was.

[Rebecca Ryder 💙 @rebecca_ryder21]

A french TV show invited guests onto a panel, all of whom had an unusual laugh type.

[YouGov @YouGov]

Have you ever been stung by a jellyfish?

I have: 12%
I have not: 83%

https://t.co/UBMgrnchDa

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

211 Conservative MPs are fine with this 👇

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

Cannes Hot Package: ‘Spinal Tap II’ On Tap As Rob Reiner, Michael McKean, Christopher Guest & Harry Shearer Back For Encore https://t.co/WjO7nS3GPF

[Cal @calecroyd]

@Herring1967 @TimKeyPoet If I buy the £10 Key and Mitchell duo, can I watch them both still? Or because it's been over a week, is the £50 the only way to watch now?

[British Comedy Guide @BritishComedy]

Stath Lets Flats Series 3 begins at 10:15pm on Tuesday 26th October on Channel 4. https://t.co/gMgTYJkRoS

[British Comedy Guide @BritishComedy]

John Kearns and Tim Key toast pub drinking in Lasties, their new Radio 4 series which starts Wednesday 20th October: https://t.co/y9mn0iJfpr

[Tim Key @timkeyperson]

I don’t understand how someone has done this, but done it they have. Everything that’s ever happened in #nomorejockeys on a beautiful/mad website. Struggling to mind it tbf

https://t.co/AX6SJKu9oO

[Tim Key @timkeyperson]

Horne goes ALL IN in this ep of #nomorejockeys

It’s a very good piece of television and this is the one we’ll put forward for things like Baftas etc 🦄

https://t.co/UCLcTVISRb

[British Comedy Guide @BritishComedy]

Bob Mortimer is to publish his autobiography in September. 'And Away...' is described as "warm, profound, and irrepressibly funny": https://t.co/cQJagJArnH

[Tim Key @timkeyperson]

This is a Christmas film set on Christmas Eve (like today). Me and Tom Basden playing Santa and his plucky elf. Eighteen minutes long, cert 18 (swearing). We got very cold making it. For. J Van Tulleken.🎅🏻

https://t.co/tUxSjrpxUW

[Cal @calecroyd]

mousetraps in his shoes if i see this prick over christmas

[Cal @calecroyd]

Prue Leith getting skinned! Wow, an incredible end to a fantastic series.

[Jeff @MILINKYO]

@DaftLimmy

[YouGov @YouGov]

You can be fined £1,000 for falsely naming an enemy as a coronavirus contact in order to force them to self-isolate, it has been announced.

Asked today, almost one in five Brits (18%) say they have a list of enemies

https://t.co/RAWzIjRl36