Cale Hernandez

I live under a rock. Punk Rock

[Cale Hernandez @calehernandez]

@CityLimitsQ That’s my favorite piece

[Cale Hernandez @calehernandez]

@atrupar Maybe she doesn’t remember this? https://t.co/ixmashKNDs

[Cale Hernandez @calehernandez]

@jeriellsworth Go play Jaws

[Cale Hernandez @calehernandez]

@CityLimitsQ Y’all have purple drink?

[Cale Hernandez @calehernandez]

@CityLimitsQ Same

[Cale Hernandez @calehernandez]

@JohnWillsJr @TamarHallerman Lindsey is singing

[Cale Hernandez @calehernandez]

Happy New Year! Let's crush 2014!

[Cale Hernandez @calehernandez]

@shockthomas Weird. I can’t but I can name an Ashley Simpson one.

[Cale Hernandez @calehernandez]

Happy New Year! Let's crush 2014!

[Thomas Dodson @shockthomas]

There's something sensual about opening a new jar of @DukesMayonnaise and sliding that knife in for the first time.
I said what I said.

[Cale Hernandez @calehernandez]

@f3bluerhino @shockthomas Dude. So sorry bro. Because of COVID? We’re they vaccinated?

[Thomas Dodson @shockthomas]

The younger generation underestimates the true significance Pink Floyd has on the world.

[Cale Hernandez @calehernandez]

@shockthomas Bro it’s like 110 outside

[Cale Hernandez @calehernandez]

@bluecontinental You leave the barn doors open during the day so animals can graze. Their food is in the field! 🤘😃 source: I grew up on a farm with a barn

[Cale Hernandez @calehernandez]

How do all these inmates have #tiktok?

[Cale Hernandez @calehernandez]

Who likes cake?!

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Tucker Carlson driving into the Fox News studio

[Cale Hernandez @calehernandez]

@Tempegov any chance Tempe is going to amend mask restrictions in reference to the new CDC guidelines?

[Thomas Dodson @shockthomas]

@wis10

[Mark Cuban @mcuban]

Josh, let me explain Capitalism to you. Sometimes people decide not to do business with you. It's their decision. You know the whole "No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service" thing ? In your case it happens to be "No Principles, No Honesty, No Book" thing. Feel free to Self-Publish