cale (vegetable slut)

drink don’t drive

[cale (vegetable slut) @caleighcakess]

My New Years resolution is to shut down sea world

[cale (vegetable slut) @caleighcakess]

Casually watching 28 separate tik toks of a hardcore pawn episode for 34 minutes

[cale (vegetable slut) @caleighcakess]

Is there a real life mute option where I never have to hear anything about jerry seinfeld ever again

[cale (vegetable slut) @caleighcakess]

One thing about me… ur gonna catch me wearin my black north face from 9th grade 💅🏻

[bitchflesh @bjorksdaddy]

T*ylor Swift is literally immune from slaying. Living proof that you can be the number one recording artist of all time and never once serve

[cale (vegetable slut) @caleighcakess]

The fool proof way to see if someone is a millennial or not is if they still like rose gold

[cale (vegetable slut) @caleighcakess]

Time for my rebrand

[cale (vegetable slut) @caleighcakess]

Annual Christmas Eve family dinner debate about who was hottest in their prime: Richard gere, George clooney, or rob lowe

[cale (vegetable slut) @caleighcakess]

Estheticians always got the worst fuckin eyelash extensions like bb u gonna fly away

[cale (vegetable slut) @caleighcakess]

@MadisonDaches I likely have record of yours from the rumor era 😂… found my old rumor in my closet a few weeks ago

[cale (vegetable slut) @caleighcakess]

Crying

[maura @maurachaney_]

do you guys have any traditions you do after a concert because mine is going to taco bell. it is a MUST

[cale (vegetable slut) @caleighcakess]

I am so much hotter than all of you

[cale (vegetable slut) @caleighcakess]

@DavidIsCursed I’m too hot for oakdale

[cale (vegetable slut) @caleighcakess]

@DavidIsCursed No they don’t

[cale (vegetable slut) @caleighcakess]

Why am I getting so much ts content on my timeline right now I am so confused

[cale (vegetable slut) @caleighcakess]

@MadisonDaches This is my toxic trait

[cale (vegetable slut) @caleighcakess]

Bro if I hear one more person talk about daylight savings time I’m gonna EXPLODE. DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME JUST ENDED. IT DIDNT START. THERE IS LESS DAYLIGHT. Goodbye

[cale (vegetable slut) @caleighcakess]

Danny put his WHOLE elfussy into these bops 🥹😰

[cale (vegetable slut) @caleighcakess]

Absolutely losing my mind over the PowerPoint my school sent out displaying the lost and found items

[cale (vegetable slut) @caleighcakess]

I alternate between calling my next door neighbors frank and Steve. I don’t know if either of the names are correct but they feel right