Cale Woods

[Cale Woods @calewds]

@hicksvillain @AvarageSerbian She just has a slow metabolism, chud!

[Karl Welzein @DadBoner]

Easter has gotta be confusing for kids. A human sized bunny breaks into your house to crap out chocolate eggs into hidden baskets, all in celebraish of zombie Jesus, who got murdered for being too nice, then everyone eats ham. Kinda concerning, you guys.

https://t.co/9XloUJhakf

[Cale Woods @calewds]

@TheImmortal007 @HaYoMiDe_ These types of screenshots are always from gross third worlder WhatsApp.

[Karl Welzein @DadBoner]

I’m not middle class. I’m not lower class. I’m ALL class, and craved by ripe, thick tailed babes from coast to coast, you guys.

[Cale Woods @calewds]

@brooksrunning @JeremyRenner As usual, that cool flagship colorway isn’t available in EE, just boring black. Come on, Brooks.

[Karl Welzein @DadBoner]

Happ St. Paddy’s to ya. Wrote “GET CARNAL WITH ME I’M IRISH” in Sharpie on a white teesh. Pretty much all I have to do now is cut the sleeves off, get ‘neebed, and let the damp babes flock to my bod, you guys.

[Karl Welzein @DadBoner]

Toby Keith made some good time tunes you could get drunk to that brought a lot of people joy in this cold, cold world. Dude preached beer and the freedoms of the USA. Respect, you guys.

[Karl Welzein @DadBoner]

If you don’t get why Toby Keith sounds good in a small town dive bar, it’s probably because you think you’re too good for a small town good time, you guys.

[Karl Welzein @DadBoner]

RIP Carl Weathers. A beautiful man, craved by pretty much any babe. Everyone talks about Rocky and Predator, but let’s not leave Action Jackson out of the conversation, you guys.

[Karl Welzein @DadBoner]

Told Dave I saw his name on the Epstein list. Dave was like, “Oh yeah…ummm…partied with that guy a few times. He rocks. Always had chill babes around who were ready to get busy. Might have to reach out, see what he’s up to.” Idiot.

[Cale Woods @calewds]

@savannahelisse Good morning* but weirdly goodnight is one word.

[Cale Woods @calewds]

@Gabrus Emulation for Dreamcast, GameCube and any other consoles you missed out on.

[Cale Woods @calewds]

@savannahelisse Bars, much like live music (unless outdoors) and live sports (unless you have box seats) are almost always better enjoyed at home.

[Cale Woods @calewds]

@Gabrus Joe Bob covered Spookies for The Last Drive-In if you’ve got Shudder/AMC+

[Cale Woods @calewds]

@CRABRANG00NSLUT Strong Anne Hathaway vibes

[Cale Woods @calewds]

@Gabrus @Ben_Rodgers @StoneStanger

Just overheard at the Fairbanks airport from one security guy to another:

"Did you ever watch Den of Thieves?"
#Shadowwolf

[actual heathcliff comics @RealHeathcliffs]

01 Aug 2023

[Karl Welzein @DadBoner]

Sick of these hoes being in charge. We need a real leader like John J. Rambo. Swoll with mun hair who’s tired of this crap. Walkin’ into meetings with a big knife and PTSD like, “Why are Doritos like 6 bucks?!” Show ‘em Americans ain’t no soft bitch, you guys.

[Cale Woods @calewds]

@mrdougellin @mrkevinconnolly @jerryferrara
If you guys started a Patreon where you do all new full length commentaries for the series plus the movie, I would 100% be onboard. I know Victory isn’t strictly a rewatch podcast, but I definitely started listening mainly for the BTS info.