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see you space cowboy

[caleb gamman @calebgamman]

my therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick “kill anyone who disagrees with you”

[cals(つ✧ω✧)つ @caleyisaway]

@dracyuh cutie patootie

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@callingitaday43 ily

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took my slippers on an adventure

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haven’t touched dbd in over a year who tf are all these people?? when did kaneki get here 😭

[evil shadow skull ❤️ drifter💀🩸 @ghostiegoo2]

my dbd sexuality tierlist remastered

[cals(つ✧ω✧)つ @caleyisaway]

why have sm people in my life went from being so sweet to growing a titanic ego and becoming completely unlikeable? is this a common occurrence? 😭

[ηιүα ♛ @niy2pretty]

Yes because sometimes our intent does not align with the impact

[cals(つ✧ω✧)つ @caleyisaway]

past few months have taught me that i should neverrrrrr giving anyone the benefit of the doubt again! being kind to someone who disrespects you without gaf is self harm <3

[cals(つ✧ω✧)つ @caleyisaway]

@femdas_ he’s making biscuits

[cals(つ✧ω✧)つ @caleyisaway]

@kewlrocket @_celia_bedelia_ no fr, my dad gets vaginal tears from work all the time men have it so hard 💔💔

[cals(つ✧ω✧)つ @caleyisaway]

just got a casting call for tinder, and the pay is fucking insane 🫣
i should do commercial instead of fashion cause the pay is literally 10x more

[cals(つ✧ω✧)つ @caleyisaway]

there’s nothing i love more than a man who is a cutie patootie and makes your gaydar slightly twitch

[cals(つ✧ω✧)つ @caleyisaway]

i can’t with the comments on this post lol.
you have all women going “no before actually looks more attractive to me”

then the men refusing to believe them and calling them liars 😭

[cals(つ✧ω✧)つ @caleyisaway]

before looks like he’d bench press me for fun, right looks like he’d tell me to weigh the seasoning i put in his food

[taoki @justalexoki]

why are women lying about this? like what's the actual cause?

[cals(つ✧ω✧)つ @caleyisaway]

@curseislifted nothing screams “i have no sense of humour” than thinking shit like this is peak comedy 😭

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permanently locked tf in because i promised my dad i’ll buy him this silly toyota that everyone except him hates

[Feminist Witch 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩🌙 @DonCorleANN]

A Feminist ally, LGBTQI ally, a human rights activist, friend, a leader, a true follower of Christ. Rest in peace.

[cals(つ✧ω✧)つ @caleyisaway]

i always get jumpscared when i get these messages 🧍‍♀️

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afrikaans boys terrify me why is this dude running barefoot on the treadmill in a public gym

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reading comprehension skills are nonexistent on this platform

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

In your fantasy, you kiss your children in a way that grosses them out?