Cali

Special Needs Educator. Activist. Bad Bitch.

[Cali @cali905]

Playing tinder in your home town is a very dangerous game

[NoCap Bux @nocapbux]

@GovRonDeSantis Defunding public radio don’t make you a leader — it just means you’re scared of people hearing something you don’t control.

Imagine being so weak you feel threatened by Sesame Street and a jazz hour.

[ً @BALUCIAGA]

we don’t call women losers enough.

[the office clips @theofficereacs]

Thanks Pfizer

[KAIMORALLE CONSULTS LIMITED @KaiMoralleCoffe]

Imagine getting off a 10hr shift & going home to kids…. I'd walk right past them 😭😭

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

imagine defending the monarchy so hard that you admit to being a pedophile

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

wanna feel old? charlie from "charlie bit my finger" is now the reigning monarch of the united kingdom

[MALIK. @maliktheoracle]

this is why learning English is so confusing for people

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Dear god man I’m noticing you! Stop! You don’t have to proceed to the next holes!

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

1. Who is "they"
2. What did "they" take that you had previously owned
3. Who is "us"

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

Republicans are super cool with forcing a ten year old child to give birth to her rapist's baby but holy fucking shit, she can't see a drag performer because that would be too traumatic

[Cali @cali905]

Seeeeenyaaaa yeuhhhhhh!!!!

[kelpy 🐌 @kelp_b]

texas: broke
illinois: woke

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

holy shit holy shit just got a huge opportunity 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[Makenna @Mkenners22]

Do y’all mind if I have a shitty week

[nosy rosy💕 @SleeplesssInKy]

LMAO

[becca moore @becccamoore]

my brother is having his first child this morning. but more importantly, someone rented a movie 😠😠😠

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

What would make you feel safer: A $778 billion annual defense budget or guaranteed health care?