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beefing with that frog from animal crossing

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I’m so hungry I could eat a horse

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@tonyversee Same with vaginas I think

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No what the fuck is boy dinner?
Chicken skin? Cigarette ashes? Grow up.

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Raised to poo born to shit

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There is no way that Shaq has ever won a game of hide and seek

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Me: I think we should go back to being cavemen

Caden:

Caden: but what about Hogwarts legacy

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The University of Colorado will teach your ass French if it’s the last thing they do

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@tonyversee I’ve been waiting my whole life to die this is so exciting

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@amaniversee It’s called a callback

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I hate driving alone in the woods. What if the kickball guy from Fred three is in there

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When I eat 80 Benadryl because I have a crush on the hat man

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@extramoist_ They did that in The Godfather

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Watching The Godfather today. I love Italian Americans!

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I’m a damn fool without no jam @extramoist_

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Pov my roommate just came home and her pants are full of crab apples

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Not going to be a fem manipulator today. You guys get some rest🙏

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This is the real me, I’m off the meds (womens multivitamin)

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Red dye 40 is my favorite food

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Hi Reddit am I the asshole for calling the police on the wanted murderer who broke out of the state penitentiary and is now in my house???? My mother in law said I took it too far:(

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Why are men with horned rim glasses so sassy