Calibrax 🐹

Loves cars, loves music, loves comedy. Hates disingenuity, hates hypocrisy, hates lefties.

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@jane_brewer @MrJamesMay Got to be Golden Brown by The Stranglers.

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@Only9built @SeasideChris Do you want Dolby with it?

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@mercury_robert Let's hear your songwriting effort then.

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@joncoupland @martinglester I was very close to buying R8VBR for my Rover 620ti a few years ago 🙂

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@joncoupland This, definitely.

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@CentralReserva9 Anything anyone does to abuse an animal should be done to them tenfold. 😡

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@joncoupland

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@joncoupland For the best burgers look for "Frikadellen" in the cooked meats section. Basically they are burgers (already cooked) made of pork, absolutely delicious hot or cold. 6 in a pack, for under £3. I used to have them often when I was growing up in West Germany.

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@joncoupland Muppet 😂

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@CitizenUddin @Shazza827 I bet she can spell "quite" though, unlike you...

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@Thelandofark @JuliaHB1 Probably the best chance they have to win back the lifelong Labour voters. That's their only hope now, the old left and the Muslims.

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@fesshole Wtf are "cons"?

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@joncoupland Not do much 'stand up paddleboarding' , as a whole day 'trying to get back on the pafdleboard' 😂

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@13ool @mst_cntn_lttrs @BearNecessity3 @CitizenUddin @EalingCouncil Confirmed, my badge also shows this info on the visible side.

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@joncoupland @thecarguy41 I'm a blue badge holder, and because I drive a nice car I feel a bit self-conscious when using a disabled bay. Nobody has said anything to me yet, but if they do then they may find themselves being decked!

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@joncoupland Just as well... you're not enough of a cock to qualify as an Audi driver! 🤣

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@joncoupland Surely he'd prefer a Triumph TR7 or something like that?

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@joncoupland More Protons = less grass to cut. Just saying... 😁

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@rorysutherland Dog walkers. Isn't it strange that they are always the ones who "find" the dead bodies...