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i come here to be snarky only

[🤓 @calicoko]

i need a solo mall day or i will pass out

[🤓 @calicoko]

everything i wants finds me before i realise i want it im so lucky

[🤓 @calicoko]

you cant fake gafing i feel it in my bones

[🤓 @calicoko]

لو كنا كفار i would get a tramp stamp

[🤓 @calicoko]

i need a bitch in nyc to go to sandy liang sample sale for me

[🤓 @calicoko]

hey girlies who wants to dress up كل وحده لون and then we go to a cute cafe and take iphone 6 pics

[🤓 @calicoko]

the only appropriate response is an eye roll and then you get slut shamed over that eye roll even

[🤓 @calicoko]

ive seen a lot of things at work but at what point is "كلا من فلانه" is gonna die out

[🤓 @calicoko]

who wants to take advantage of me im trying to piss of my parents open to everything

[🤓 @calicoko]

i dont gaf karma or being nice get hurt NOW

[🤓 @calicoko]

men will literally let their حلاق do anything to them

[🤓 @calicoko]

never go to HR alone you’ll need at least two witnesses

[🤓 @calicoko]

i just watched a sad movie و احس مافي شي يسوه how will i go on with my life now

[🤓 @calicoko]

bully one bitch for being a bitch and then its all you traumatized me for 15 years straight i feel like you should be busier

[🤓 @calicoko]

not dealing with anyones brain demons ur anxiety sounds like a you problem figure that shit out AWAY from me

[🤓 @calicoko]

me rn bc im late (virgin btw)

[Berci Meskó, MD, PhD @Berci]

An ultrasound device to be used by pregnant mothers at home!

Home cardiotocography (CTG) has been used in practice for decades, especially in high-risk pregnancies. But an ultrasound represents another level.

Terna has made it possible: they offer portable ultrasound rentals designed for pregnancy entertainment (!).

No diagnosis, no medical use, just pure fun. It's an important distinction!

It costs 120 USD to rent the device for 2 weeks, and 425 USD for a trimester (12 weeks). Shipping costs are included.

The service is currently available only within the United States.

What shall we prepare for seeing this? Pregnant mothers uploading video recordings of the ultrasound "examination" asking for ChatGPT Health's advice. "Is everything OK with my baby based on this ultrasound video?"

Mark my words. But still, I love it!

[🤓 @calicoko]

i wish thai milk tea was more accessible everyone is so mean

[🤓 @calicoko]

i don’t gaf men i want babies

[🤓 @calicoko]

i feel like i earned the right make bad decisions for the plot ive been so good

[🤓 @calicoko]

my parents discovered al qana send help