cali

#1 blimp fan | they/she | still pisses the bed

[cali @califlour_]

since making bread is becoming popular, here’s this mutant. about a year ago i got really depressed and started learning to bake bread with my friend. his name is larry.

[cali @califlour_]

@BrendanNoFraser disco elysium is fucking amazing

[cali @califlour_]

@cinnotomon i was trying to get one of those little aluminum seals off of a shampoo bottle and sliced my hand on it to the point of needing stitches

[cali @califlour_]

@BrendanNoFraser this genuinely upset me

[cali @califlour_]

@disasterfemme_ SIERRA BAD CALL BAD CALL BAD CALL

[hegelian vs predator @reachrachelkahn]

I AM NOT A LAWYER, AND THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE

if you're going to a protest where you expect to get arrested it's extremely important to have arrest training. this thread will not be as useful as a proper training, but i can offer a few tips:

[cali @califlour_]

getting real close to tweeting an army of Lord of the rings info

[cali @califlour_]

just saw hozier live and still not convinced he exists in our world

[cali @califlour_]

god i wish hozier was real

[cali @califlour_]

@BrendanNoFraser how have u acquired this

[cali @califlour_]

@BrendanNoFraser i need to know this child’s name

[Madeline Pendleton @JeanGreige]

One thing you need to know about me is that I support a woman’s right to be insane

[cali @califlour_]

@BrendanNoFraser yes

[cali @califlour_]

@BrendanNoFraser unfortunately this martha stewart is contractually for the lesbians

[RMJ @reneerapp]

happy international womens day lift each other up woohoo that being said fuck all of you bitches who talk shit on me

[cali @califlour_]

@ItsTaTa05 they culture around celebrities has always been so strange to me

[cali @califlour_]

@hoeingforsoup i’m ashamed to say this boosted my self confidence

[cali @califlour_]

@ItsTaTa05 unfortunately for this person, the appropriation does not cover up the receding hairline. embarassing.

[cali @califlour_]

no but seriously, yall have to recognize that therapy isn’t free and therefore isn’t accessible under capitalism. go to therapy is good advice, but understand that capitalism forces a lot of people to just continue on with untreated severe mental illness. this should enrage you

[cali @califlour_]

@selin__smith it’s not you it’s capitalism babe