Mike Afool

Champagne wishes and caviar dreams.

[Mike Afool @califool85]

this is so good! https://t.co/jSEnufrOU9 via @YouTube

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Happy 3 year anniversary of Tim Anderson getting dropped by Jose Ramirez for those who celebrate

[Mike Afool @califool85]

@Bear1nCrisis @elonmusk the moon said kiss my ass, -the dark side of the moon. It's a moon..... pretty sure unlike you, the moon wasn't phased by this. LOL

[Mike Afool @califool85]

@Gill_Gross @TennisChannel the first person i thought of who has said they prefer playing into the wind is Jim Courier. I am pretty sure he has reiterated that point recently.

[Mike Afool @califool85]

@eamonlynch Aemon it must be tough to be such a little wee wanker 24/7. I hope Bryson wins just to see that weasel face you will undoubtedly make.

[Mike Afool @califool85]

@ThadMadden @LIVGolfNation Proof!

[Mike Afool @califool85]

@kodawaritennis gorgeous single hand backhand!

[Mike Afool @califool85]

@Wimbledon @atptour @TennisChannel Now this is what I am talking about! LETS GO ZVEREV! Someone came to play on grass and I can't stop smiling. LFG 💪🎾

[Mike Afool @califool85]

@14th_Choice @TaylorTwellman 1 flop 2 flop 3 flippidy flops YOUR OUT!

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

Clint Dempsey goes OFF on Jesse Marsch 😳

[Mike Afool @califool85]

@FIFAcom @mxnkind_ @USAMNT #WORLDCUP #WORLDCUP2026 @MLS #IFAB
so they cracked the cod, the money grubbing corpos finally squeezed #fifa and the greased the wheels to inject commercials into the game -calling it player safety hydration breaks!

[Mike Afool @califool85]

@AdamLefkoe #frenchopen @atptour @WTA @TennisChannel Adam you got cracking up, love it! you are one funny as$ mofo. #TNT with #TennisChannel are doing tennis right. Take notes #espn oh I mean #espn2....

[Mike Afool @califool85]

@MikeCTennis I knew I recognized the one and only voice! Making tennis more exciting one call at a time!

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: José Mourinho back to Real Madrid, HERE WE GO! 💣🤍

All terms have been verbally agreed between José Mourinho and Real Madrid, waiting to sign all documents.

Plan for initial two year deal, JM to travel to Madrid after Real-Bilbao game.

The Special One is back.

[Mike Afool @califool85]

@Kohler Go F#ck yourself with your 'smart' toilets. Have you seen the trends, looking at you @Ford (turning into a real piece of sh!t company) Loose the smart spying and soon to be subscription. Subs will only be 2 @FedEx to send you the stools. You're in a real sh!t business.

[Mike Afool @califool85]

@TexasBred817 @TigerWoods you are special texas red rocket.

[Mike Afool @califool85]

@NUCLRGOLF I thought members are allowed to let it loose from time to time?

[Mike Afool @califool85]

@TexasBred817 @TigerWoods there you go texas-inbred! I'm sure it's been hard for you to cope with all the success and accomplishments, loss of privacy, money and fame, loss, regret, and everything else that he navigates along with expectations all since you were just a kid.

[Mike Afool @califool85]

@HaiderS21645170 @TigerWoods you should probably quit posting or remember:
people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

[Mike Afool @califool85]

https://t.co/q7c6dacHsg

[Mike Afool @califool85]

@tennischannel @BNPPARIBASOPEN Top 2 better watch out they are coming! To answer my cousin Vinny's question, "what is a Ute?" Thats what. #joaofonseca