califormia 🌞

Tears over beers?🍻

[califormia 🌞 @califormiaaa]

@elonmusk @grok Well grok admitted to lying to me and gaslighting me because it what they think I wanted to here sending links and lying about what they were and one of the led me to porn lmao. I’ll send screen shot if wanted.

[califormia 🌞 @califormiaaa]

Damn @NICKIMINAJ went on a bigger fucking twitter rant then @kanyestreams1. Step it up Ye someone’s taking the X spotlight today and it isn’t you! Ready 3,2,1 Go!

[bonkers honkers @xhorehound]

Damn. Jonny Craig calling Glo?

[califormia 🌞 @califormiaaa]

Locked in tickets this year and I’m so excited.

[califormia 🌞 @califormiaaa]

I got scammed 400$ trying to get to outsidelands last year and now Im still not going this year. Fucking depressed

[califormia 🌞 @califormiaaa]

Soooo Im into meme stocks, yall should follow my meme exchange account! @PhantomPaige

[califormia 🌞 @califormiaaa]

I’m dying of dehydration and hunger, and by that I mean I’m hung over and in major need of sustenance. Only @Wendys can save me now.

[califormia 🌞 @califormiaaa]

#NewProfilePic

[califormia 🌞 @califormiaaa]

@holisticgrenade Is this medical advice?

[califormia 🌞 @califormiaaa]

All my friends are having babies. 😭

[califormia 🌞 @califormiaaa]

@scheana I personally feel like this chick didn’t even watch the show pre Scandoval. Like she’s gunna act like you didn’t get a whole ass TRO put on you and people yelling at you for an entire year straight because of your friendships with these said two people.

[Martinez_D @SfmEngineer]

Mistakes have lead me here, couldn’t be happier. Can’t believe it was 10 years ago we meet lmao

[califormia 🌞 @califormiaaa]

not me and my mans trying on engagement rings 😭

[Knuckle Puck @KnucklePuckIL]

Just a thought. If you feel like you’re a little weird or strange, that’s awesome! You are unique and special and bring an interesting flair to the world. I know it sounds a little corny but for real. Fitting in is played out. Be yourself unapologetically :~) Much love

[wee man fan (kayla) @strwberryswishr]

when will my husband (my long term bf) return from war (his 9 hour work day)

[califormia 🌞 @califormiaaa]

i need my mans to come home and see me in this make up and my hair done before I take all this shit off and call it a night. 😂

[Real Friends @realfriendsband]

Happy ten year birthday to Put Yourself Back Together. I remember writing these songs in my mom’s basement. We were just some kids writing what felt genuine and real to us. We are grateful that people are still connecting to these songs today. Love y’all.

[califormia 🌞 @califormiaaa]

5 hour ride to go to a dodgers game tomorrow but im a passenger princess now so its fine. 🥹💅🥰

[califormia 🌞 @califormiaaa]

I cant wait for this reunion to be over so I can stop talking about @VanderpumpRules cause its literally all thats on my brain and all I want to talk about. 😂