Caligula

Shamelessly indulging myself, one day at a time.

[Caligula @CaligulaTheGod]

@DreadBlackbeard They do indeed exist. It's good to be the emperor.

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@DreadBlackbeard You haven't been in the Mediterranean, have you? Some pirate SOBs stole a ship of my sex slaves.

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Rome can build aqueducts that are miles long, but we can't write any decent music. FML.

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Got to the coliseum today and there were no criminals to be executed... so I just shipped spectators down to be executed instead, LOL.

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@thatjeffdavis Monetary devaluation, eh? Been there done that.

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@DivusAugustus Good news and bad news. Good: I'm having a totally badass time. Bad: Treasury is empty and the empire is grossly mismanaged

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Oh wow! Just woke up in Gaul and I have no idea how I got here... good weekend!

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Off to bang some Senator's wife and then buy some shit. #Awesome

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@peoples_temple did you happen to talk to Locusta lately? She's more eager than usual to poison

[Caligula @CaligulaTheGod]

@peoples_temple did you happen to talk to Locusta lately? She's more eager than su

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LOL Battle against Neptune, BRB

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Caligula: 1, Roman #Senate: 0

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@peoples_temple I wouldn't dream of it, Jim. I assume you'll be on the refreshments committee like last time?

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@Kim_Jong_Il__ Am I going to see you at this year's Megalomaniac Convention?

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@OhTheShermanity Make with the burning already!

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Drinking #wine with Agrippina the Younger... bitch is fine. Imma tap that even if she is my sister.

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Headin' to Ostia with my bros and bitches!

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@LizzytheFirst Good thing you didn't have to go through the trouble of slandering any co-heirs. So tedious.

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@canuspareadime This works for me: just kill your rivals and steal their cash. Financial crisis solved!

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I'm glad to have the Praetorian Guard, whose honor is above speculation, to keep me safe!