Jim Jones

Yes I sold your grandmother that monkey. No you can't get a refund.

[Jim Jones @peoples_temple]

How can we post pictures of paradise when #tumblrisdown again?

[Jim Jones @peoples_temple]

Hey @TeamCoco! I just voted for #REOSpeedwagon to be #ConansFirstGuest on TBS November 8th! Vote @ http://bit.ly/9osqCh

[Jim Jones @peoples_temple]

Like a phoenix from the ashes, God Socialist has risen! Do not let the conservatives know how good of an analogy they REALLY have! #colbert

[Jim Jones @peoples_temple]

just voted Israel for "Justin Bieber My World Tour" vote! http://faxo.com/t

[Jim Jones @peoples_temple]

vote North Korea for "Justin Bieber My World Tour" http://faxo.com/t

[Jim Jones @peoples_temple]

I can let Justin Bieber make a mockery of my congregation! Followers! Show them the wrath of Socialism! Trend #peoplestemple

[Jim Jones @peoples_temple]

@RedScareBot I'm not much of an art man, but I did enjoy The Crucible.

[Jim Jones @peoples_temple]

@Marty_Luther There's no such thing as a true religion! The only truth is communism!

[Jim Jones @peoples_temple]

Forgive me for the week of no communication. The american extremists attempted to assassinate me again! Don't they know I can resurrect yet?

[Jim Jones @peoples_temple]

Just bought new motivational posters for the congregation offices. That cat's hanging from a branch! Hang in there, baby! LOL

[Jim Jones @peoples_temple]

@ vlad_drac_tepes Bloodshed is unnecessary. If I wanted AIDS I'd hang out with monkeys.

[Jim Jones @peoples_temple]

@seehearnoevil jkasduye54guyanajklxcmnerflavoraidnmasdfu

[Jim Jones @peoples_temple]

@canuspareadime Does this whiskey taste like almonds to you?

[Jim Jones @peoples_temple]

@the_god_emperor Religion is the string that connects the hand to the marionettes.

[Jim Jones @peoples_temple]

Sorry if I'm not on top of my game today. Some idiot decided it would be a good idea to talk on the PA system all night. Oh, wait...

[Jim Jones @peoples_temple]

@DreadBlackbeard Just sign your social security check over to the temple and get back to work.

[Jim Jones @peoples_temple]

@DreadBlackbeard His movement is our movement as we are all people working against tyranny and... Lady Gaga or something.

[Jim Jones @peoples_temple]

@BouldersSuck Physical labor is a sign of pure-heartedness and devotion to your movement. Keep pushing for the people!

[Jim Jones @peoples_temple]

@caligulathegod There's a megalomaniac convention? Surely you can't host such a lavish event without my congregation lending a hand or 2000.

[Jim Jones @peoples_temple]

@NotaTiger What are saying? I AM the government!