Mommy Squids

Lovin’ my life as a mommi and wife ♉️♐️♐️

[Mommy Squids @calihappytaurus]

I skip down my own path with a machete clearing the way.

[Mommy Squids @calihappytaurus]

Stronger than caffeine and not a helluvah drug like coke

[Mommy Squids @calihappytaurus]

Im not asking for much. I just need something in between caffeine and cocaine

[🌙 @navybih]

This really puts things into perspective on how Rihanna is such an insane hit maker because her last album was literally 10 years ago ???

[Mommy Squids @calihappytaurus]

@chelsizzles If I knew how to make soap I would but idk how to lmao

[Mommy Squids @calihappytaurus]

@chelsizzles My mom had something similar happen once. She got the bath gel of her favorite perfume took a bath before she went to an important event and completely broke out in hives. So weird tho considering she used the perfume regularly.

Ya need some breast milk soap 😆

[Mommy Squids @calihappytaurus]

Idk its no surprise to get a tattoo. You usually schedule it. Even if you're a walk in... you thought about it prior to showing up.

If its a little tattoo in a random spot I understand forgetting... but like lower stomach, legs etc its like bro 🏳️‍🌈

[Mommy Squids @calihappytaurus]

Is it just me or is it a lil 🏳️‍🌈 when a man goes to get a tattoo from another man and doesnt shave prior...

Why you is you a man making another man shave you?

Your artist doesnt wanna be subjected to having to shave you.

[Mommy Squids @calihappytaurus]

BUT my husband has barely been home since we had the baby so hes ready to go home lmao

Duality

[Mommy Squids @calihappytaurus]

Went to church for the first time since Christmas!

Now going grocery shopping for the first time since having the baby...

I cannot tell yall how happy I am to be out of the house!

[Louis M. Cypher @lou_m_cypher]

Being rich enough to drop your fresh baby daddy b/c he pissed you off, go straight to a successful tour date, then immediately get off stage to rock your lil one to sleep. Y'all dragging her but this some powerful shit.

[Mommy Squids @calihappytaurus]

I was sitting at the foot of the bed this morning tending to the baby in her bassinet

My husband out of a dead sleep says "giving me views like that is why you keep ending up pregnant"

🤣🤣🤣💀

[Mommy Squids @calihappytaurus]

So many people i know are getting married. I cant wait to have an actual wedding, my husband and I are already married but we wanna have a wedding one day. In the woods 🥲🥰

[Mommy Squids @calihappytaurus]

@SAGAMUSIC__ He was so mad when he realized he wasn't gay lmao 🤣

Its such a weird theme for a kids movie lol 😆

[Mommy Squids @calihappytaurus]

The whole basis of Mulan is she acts as a Trans man then Li Shang falls in love with Ping then later gets mad that Ping is actually a woman named Mulan.

Noone ever batted an eye about it either.

[ً @prinkasusa]

Disney underestimated its own magic. They didn't realize the writers, artists, and animators they hired were rebels themselves. They encoded liberation into every frame: Simba reclaims the throne. Mulan dismantles the patriarchy. Ariel gives up her voice, but gets it back. Quasimodo defies the church. Every story was a hex against tyranny. And the millennials paid attention.

[Mommy Squids @calihappytaurus]

I am so sick.

I hate how I cant be sick the same time as my kids tho. Why do they have to get it first then give it to me 🥲

[Mommy Squids @calihappytaurus]

I used to get so sad over the fact I see so many of my friends living their best lives. Going all over the world etc.

Then I realized none of them have a significant other and none of them have kids.

I am literally winning. I have an amazing husband and 3 kids. Lucky af

[Mommy Squids @calihappytaurus]

@Ms_Eclectic2 They taste like a blue icee

The fuji apple ginger one is the best one yet

[Mommy Squids @calihappytaurus]

My dad was the UGLIEST kid ever 😅😅😅😅