Calista

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

yeah.. *flicks cigarette* i knew the muffin man

[Alan Wagner @truewagner]

I have a unique opportunity to choose my next land-lord.. .

[m @skitzocat]

the dead horse is beating me

[cow @cowincrisis]

the grass is literally greener on the other side i can fucking see it

[cult blood @sp0derm4nn]

tea is tea whether herbal or verbal

[The Kelly Clarkson Show @KellyClarksonTV]

Corinne Bailey Rae performs 'Put Your Records On' 🎶 #cameooke

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

How to say “Bitch you got me FUCKED up” in corporate language

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world

[ᴀʀʏᴀ @juegoofthrones]

Qué mujer Nancy Wheeler.

[5’8” little mousey boy 🌹 @Masedawg77]

Kearney Regional airport, Kearney, Nebraska

[死 @humanxmaybe]

do you think british people say this is the bomb dot co dot uk

[basith @basithladoo]

to do list:
bite the hand that feeds me
put all my eggs in one basket
kill two birds with one stone
let the cat out of the bag
think inside the box
burn bridges
walk on thin ice
play with fire

[Federico Italiano @FedeItaliano76]

'Moka' (2023) by Kenny Harris

[Jaymo ✧* @Jayyakamii]

Nobody:

Me risking it all to look at a cow:

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

😭😭

[o @BumpDrunk]

remember when lady gaga and the muppets sang venus together?

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Dew 🏳️‍⚧️ @DewEnjoyer]

Obsessed with this one baby hippo that looks fucking MORTIFIED