My dad is a lot of things but at least he's not some piece of shit racist who fights with teenagers on Facebook.
He squares up with racists at the golf course because he's a goddamn gentleman.
The weirdest flight ever.
These sounds started over the intercom before takeoff and continued throughout the flight.
They couldn’t stop it, and after landing still had no idea what it was.
golden
adjective
1. bright, metallic, or lustrous like gold.
2. full of happiness, prosperity, or vigor.
3. highly talented and favored; destined for success.
4. Betty White.
You heard what we said, @cheerios, we will donate $25k to the charity of your choice. All you have to do is tweet a simple “Fuck you.” And we’ll double it if you target a random, non-famous user. The choice is yours.
Today, the @AntiracismCtr and @GlobeOpinion are announcing a partnership: the resurrection of the first antislavery newspaper founded in 1820. Thrilled and excited to announce with @binajv the coming of @The_Emancipator. 1/5
I called Tucker Carlson a dick on National television. It’s high time I apologize...to dicks. Never should have lumped you in with that terrible terrible person.
Key parts of the company
-Union made in America to create good jobs that support American families.
-Have an emphasis on supporting progressive causes
-Not attempt a white supremacist overthrow of the United States government
So you can sleep at night 😌
Imagine being such a tonedeaf shitbird that you could look another person in the face, tell them to work as hard & quickly as possible for 60 minutes, and then be proud of yourself when handing over THIS as reasonable compensation. Fuck your #MinimumWage 👊🏼